Thursday, May 18, 2023

Zero Control

 

A comment the other day from one of my Anonymous readers:

"You've had a few posts lately about getting random boners. As a straight dude who reads your blog on a regular basis I have to add my 2 cents for that guy getting a hard-on at the dentist visit. I was in a seminar with a male speaker droning on about the most boring shit and about half way through got the biggest hardest log of wood in years. Our dicks don't care where we are or what we're doing they'll pop up. We just have to accept there's nothing we can do to control them."

So, so true. Unless it's a boner-on-demand because we're engaged in some sexual activity






we have zero control over when they happen.





Doctors (of any kind) are used to (or should be) seeing erections during exams.

I suspect knowing "boners happen" is why men (typically) don't comment if they see another guy with a log in the pants or at the gym.




16 comments:

uptonking said...

Happy is the man with a spontaneous boner. Pretty sure that's in the constitution.

uptonking said...

AND the bible!

Gay Dad in Atlanta said...

I am 58, almost 59 and I STILL get random boners. Sometimes it's from some memory or outside stimulus visually but sometimes it's just random. It really no longer bothers me. I do have a decent size cock so there are times I'm a little bit self-conscious but mostly I just laugh and move on.

SickoRicko said...

Hot post!

Your French Patrick said...

Two cents, it isn't a lot to pay.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a wondrous day.

Anonymous said...

I have had hard ons at the doctor's office more time than I remember. I've also gotten hard in saunas and steamrooms, and have seen guys with them there. Once, in a weight room, there was only one guy there. He asked me to spot for him, and he wasn't wearing a jock. His cock got hard and popped out of the leg of his trunks. Neither of us acknowledged it, except later, in the showers, he apologized. I told him to forget it, because I already did. We men need to learn to respect our maleness in ourselves and other men. A hard cock should just be quietly accepted as part of our makeup, not something to be sneered at or be offended by.

Mistress Maddie said...

I used to have a friend that was so comfortable around men getting random hard ons, that he'd often grab my cock and say oh someone's hard. And this was from a straight guy!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Oh, doctors and nurses do not bat an eye at a boner.
I have a friend that jerks off before going for his prostate exam and still pops one, even though his urologist is an ancient gentleman who smokes a pipe and he's been seen him for AGES.
I think he just likes jerking off before having his prostate prodded...

XOXO

whkattk said...

@ Upton - At least in the Preamble.

whkattk said...

@ Anon - I've seen more boners at gyms in the exercise room, locker room, showers, steam and sauna rooms than I can remember. Guys will usually glance at a boner, then go about their business without a word. It's a refreshing attitude about maleness.

whkattk said...

@ Gay Dad - I'm glad you've learned to laugh it off and move on. It's usually the guys who are so self-conscious that actually draw attention to their boners.

whkattk said...

@ Maddie - See? If there's going to be a reaction, that's a good one.

JeanWM said...

I would think for guys this is all good news, means the plumbing is working as planned. Hugs and Bisous.

Xersex said...

very interesting!

whkattk said...

@ Jean - Yep. It's why medical professionals don't bat an eye. Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

Feel for the man getting a boner making the presentation at a seminar.

Perhaps one day a confident chap might pause and say "you can tell how excited I am about this topic" deliberately pointing to his boner, which will break the ice for every man from that point on.