Wednesday, October 19, 2016

"Heart" Your Cock

One of the things I worried about most as I boarded the plane for Basic Training: How would I manage to get my rocks off on a regular basis?
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Thankfully, the men in the military all recognized this simple fact of a man's life: If you aren't getting laid, you're jacking off.
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The fact that they were so open about the physiological functioning of their cocks was a breath of fresh air.
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The casualness of a guy lying on his bunk, or standing in the gang shower, stroking along his boner eased things for everyone. We should all take that attitude.
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There are so many things which can go wrong with our cocks, so many different reasons we aren't able to get them hard and enjoy them.
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Don't take them for granted. "Heart" your cock.
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Appreciate every boner.
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I don't post political stuff here. But, today I make an exception. If you watch the debate tonight, turn it into a game. Every time Trump says, "Believe me" take a drink. It won't be long before you're laughing at his antics. Then, if you feel the need as some do, go take a shower and wash it all away.




11 comments:

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French Patrick said...

"Heart" your cock. OK, even if I prefer that it is hearted by Christopher.
Every time Trump says, "Believe me" take a drink. Be careful, I know people who, having followed this advice, died drowned. But what else? To wear earplugs? Then it is useless to listen to the debate. Filtering earplugs would be needed. Then make what you planned but with one very small glass.
Hugs and kisses, my very dear Pat and Jean.

AOM said...

Great post, bro. I heart my cock - Have you hugged your penis today? :-) Love your drinking game but I would add that we may need to limit ourselves to every other time he says "Believe Me!" to avoid alcohol poisoning. :-) I hope you are doing well and having fun! Wishing you a glorious jizztastic day! Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

mistress maddie said...

If I take you advice today, I'll be drunk tonight before you know it, and jacking off.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful post as always!

Jay in Denver said...

Dear Pat:

One of your best POSTS. love the pictures, high class ans tells a great story. I do wish that there was a small directory to "Jack-Off" groups out there, to fill the many pictures you share of that buddy jack time. Unable to find them in Denver and there should be a least one with all the horny Cowboys and College Men that are here.

You Drinking Game for the debate tonight. One way to avoid all of it is to have put your ballot in the mail already today, soooo the debating, name calling and sh** can be zoned out.

Thanks for your posts they keep the day on a high note.

Xersex said...

I love my penis as one of my best friends!
I think Trump won't win. By the way everyone in Europe fear that possibility

SickoRicko said...

Another great post!

Anonymous said...

"Believe me" actually reminds me of Bill Clinton's "I feel your pain" IOW, Trump's a liar just like Bill was a sociopath.

Anonymous said...

@Xersex: #NotAllEuropeans. I can 😎 put in one name that lobes Trump.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

French Patrick said...

@ Anonymous.
"Put In"? Vladimir Putin is not in Europe.
In French "putin" is pronounced in the same way as "putain" which means whore.
Obviously, it's only a constatation, I keep my opinion for me, but...
Best regards.