Watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show television remake last night. As someone who had gone into a movie theater and done all the silly things along with the film, I thought the concept was fun. Then... Then... Frank N Furter made her entrance. Nope. They lost me. How does a Transvestite have huge breasts and no bulge? I mean the lyrics are "a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania."
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And, I'm sorry, but Laverne Cox had absolutely no sex appeal at all. Then... Then... To make it worse, Rocky is brought to life in gold...baggy boxing trunks???? Oh, Kenny Ortega, you totally blew it. Again.
Perhaps we can get those lame sexless images from the remake out of our minds if we see what we should have seen over those 90 minutes (I'm discounting the commercials).
Unless, of course, I'm wrong that males should have a bulge.