Friday, July 14, 2017

This, That, and Friends With Benefits

la Fête nationale
May our friends in France have a wonderful day. We thank you for all you have done to promote and protect the freedom of all people.

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Speaking of friends...Dr.s Roisen and Oz' latest article state that we do much better when we have close friends; trusted friends. Allow me to second that emotion, and add that a Friend With Benefits (FWB) should fit that prescription.
However, there need to be ground rules. No jealousy or clingyness allowed. FWBs should be those people who we can hang out with, commiserate with, cry with, and laugh with. They're the ones we call on and who call on us when we need comforting, or someone to simply hang out with for a while.


The fact that sex is part of that should never get in the way of those things. For men - straight men - to have a male FWB is becoming more and more common. And, with good reason. Straight buddies can know that the ground rules of the FWB relationship will remain intact. When the boner is getting the better of them,

 and they just don't want to haul out the porn and jack off alone.
This is the buddy they can call.


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Tomorrow is the 15th of the month. You know what that means!
Ball Check Day
Haul those boys out and give them a thorough going-over. If you feel anything suspicious, hightail it to a doctor! Need I say more?
Have a great weekend!

12 comments:

AOM said...

Happy Bastille Day to our Friends in France. Thanks for all that you do for us, bro. I wish you a wonderful bonerific weeekend. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

mistress maddie said...

Great post! I have friends of all stages, and have quite a few Friends with Benefits at the moment too. It's cool that it all works so well. I will be thinking of you while I'm one with nature this weekend handsome up at the campground.

SickoRicko said...

Great post! You have a great weekend as well!

Xersex said...

happy weekend

Patrick said...

Great advice! Great photos as always! Trust you weekend is restful and refreshing! Have a good one!

A French Patrick said...

Today, I did nothing. I have not finished this work off. Where "nothing" begins, and where does it finish? But I am going to pursue my efforts, and I hope to succeed by Monday.

Thank you for your good wishes. Trump was very well. If we forget his opinions about the global warming. If we have not noticed that he said to Brigitte Macron that she was "in very good shape", as if he expected to meet a doddery old woman, just because she is older than her husband. And if we... etc.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat, have a wondrous weekend.

Postscript:
Seriously, that was better than what we feared. I realise I have been maybe too outspoken and direct in my today's comments about DDT.
Sorry, I wanted to say DT.
I have done so as a friend of Big Whack Attack and one who wants to see this educationnal blog continue productively for the benefit of all mankind.

Gabriel said...

I am curious how many out there have a FWB. Unfortunately, I don't have a straight buddy who is filling that role with me. I am taking applications though! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Can I at least roast Macron a bit for his recent comments about Africa? Remember when he was not-Le Pen? LOL But seriously, thanks for everything, France. Vive la république! 🇫🇷

Seriously, though, yeah, a jerkoff buddy. Or two. More and more guus are.

Wait, I'm agreeing with the Wizard of Oz? Yikes! ⚠ Just remember, vaccines still don't cause autism, homeopathy is stilL just water, and vitamin pills are still for third world people. There, I feel better. 😅

A French Patrick said...

Today is the 15th of the month, and there is something about my balls at the end of this story:
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
Bisous.

A French Patrick said...

@ Anonymous:
You can roast Macron only if that can make him be more appetizing.

A la question d’un journaliste ivoirien qui demandait davantage d’aide pour le continent, le président lui a fait cette réponse : « Le défi de l’Afrique, il est totalement différent. Il est beaucoup plus profond, il est civilisationnel aujourd’hui. Quels sont les problèmes en Afrique ? Les Etats faillis, les transitions démocratiques complexes, la transition démographique qui est, je l’ai rappelé ce matin, l’un des défis essentiels de l’Afrique. Quand des pays ont encore aujourd’hui 7 à 8 enfants par femme, vous pouvez décider d’y dépenser des milliards d’euros, vous ne stabiliserez rien. »

This said, you are right: he would have better made by hiding the truth. The Roman Emperors of the ancient world used to kill the messengers when the news were not good. Finally, the world did not so much change.

SteveXS said...

Vive la France! Boffin' w/buddies A#1.

Mark Greene said...

balls, masterbation, and best friends. Who could ask for anything more !