Monday, April 9, 2018

Grow Up

Fellow blogger Steve, over at All Natural & More, brought this to my attention with a post over the weekend. It appears that finding out a new ball team manager masturbates is cause for concern. What?!?!

We're speaking of an article from November 2017 in Deadspin, about Howard Eskin, sports anchor on Fox 29-TV, who is apprarently disturbed to find that the (then) new Phillies manager Gabe Kapler jerks off.
The information was gleaned from a post Kapler did on his website (kaplifestyle.com) blog in 2014 which reads:

"You’re moisturized and smelling tropical, your teeth are white and your face looks like you’ve just visited a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. The sun has set, and the moon is out. Perhaps you have a friend nearby, perhaps it’s just you by your lonesome…well, this is awkward. I’ve promised you authenticity, honesty and openness. Take this how you wish and I’ll spare you the step by step. Coconut oil is the world’s greatest lubricant. I can’t help where your mind goes with this. Once the ball leaves the bat, I can’t steer it."





Eskin had the temerity to ask in a live television interview if the team owners had second thoughts about hiring a guy who posted tips on masturbation. Both Kapler and General Manager Klentak gave carefully-worded, guarded answers. 




I think I would've looked at Eskin and responded,
"I'll dignify that question with two words: Grow up."

13 comments:

that one guy said...

Ugh. Watching the video, I can't believe they are even taking that Eskin guy seriously. But I guess they have to take the high road, and apparently they are used to him acting like this.

He's like a male Nancy Grace. (If you don't know who she is, don't bother looking her up)

Xersex said...

love your pics!

Not Alone said...

I know..... Really.... So What. As if they guy questioning him doesn't masturbate.

Patrick said...

A man is a man and a man does what a man has to do! Yesterday was the hottest April day here since statistics have been taken - 35C!

SickoRicko said...

Excellent retort!

Jean WM said...

Gosh, they should be more alarmed if he didn’t!! Hugs, bisous!

mistress maddie said...

Perfect answer!!!!

But Gabe Kapler is right about coconut oil. The Lad and I use that for anal and masturbating each other.

Howard then should also ask his son Spike if he jacks off. I hear he has been spotted at one of our favorite jack off clubs!

mistress maddie said...

and ps...if I ever run into Gabe, I think I would climax on the spot....he is handsome as hell.

T said...

Another one of those 'think of the children' people.. Pretty sure they dont think about the kids when they eye up their friends/colleagues wives. Maybe he walked in on the guy jerking off or took all of his coconut oil supply so he couldnt try it out for himself? If he couldnt do it then no one else can!

Males can do some real petty crap at times. That Kapler guy probably has a great smelling dick though.

whkattk said...

@ that one guy - Oh, I know who she is - and I thoroughly dislike her. Her superior, prejudicial attitude sickens me.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - you got that right!

whkattk said...

@ mistress - Well, I say: "Bravo, Spike! And tell your dad he is an idiot!"

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