Thursday, August 16, 2018

A Fact of Life

Guys have "parts."
Those parts take up space and must reside somewhere.

Unlike women, who, if I'm correct, rarely need to adjust The Girls after the bra has been put on, our parts have a tendency to get jostled out of place all the time. That requires an adjustment of the package.


Without that adjustment, as one Faithful Reader pointed out, we can experience more than a little discomfort; it can downright hurt.
Most of the adjustments need to happen as we take a seat. However, if we do so as we bend, it should pretty much go unnoticed.

I've seen plenty of guys out in public pushing things into a more comfortable position.

Just like everything else that comes along with dealing with our genitals every day, like:
Clothing issues

Spontaneous erections

Morning wood

Pissing

Masturbating
Needing to adjust the goods is a "fact of life" we need to accept, and we should cease being embarrassed by that.

8 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Very fun post and great pix, too!

AOM SoulFood said...

Hey Bro! Ray says to come right over to perform that procedure - he's in need of help! : ) He needs some BCPR - (Boner CPR)

Yes we do have to adjust and it is normal and natural and should not cause anyone alarm - ya gots to do what you gots to do! Have a great weekend, my Friend. I'm off for another 3-day romantic get away with myself! LOL Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Patrick said...

Yes! It's there and at times seems to have a life of it's own! So we do have to rearrange it at times. If one goes "commando" it can be more obvious when "things" happen - that enlarging bulge! That spreading moist spot!

Jean WM said...

Actually women in general don't notice because our eyes don't trail down there. It's just those baseball players that seem to have the most problems in front of everyone.
Our problem is too-tight jeans and we get a front to back wedgie. The person who Invented spandex and put it in jeans should have gotten the "Medal of Honor". Hugs and bisous. RIP Aretha Franklin. R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

mistress maddie said...

I wear skinny jeans, so you know those don't hide much.

I'm off for the weekend to the mountain retreat, The Wood Campground for some nature communing and frolic.....Have a Fabulous Weekend!!!!!!

Fullmoonma said...

Management plan:

I wear kind of loose boxer briefs made out of t-shirt material and let them hang down naturally. I'd wear nothing except I tend to drip after peeing. Around the house I wear loose shorts or long pants made of the same material.

For anything but short trips on my bike I'll wear 2-piece LL Bean bike shorts. The inner layer is stretch nylon with padding to keep everything up and out of the way. Outer layer has pockets.

Even naked in bed I have to keep them from getting squashed when I turn over. I like to fall asleep on my side holding my penis!

that one guy said...

I totally agree. I've started incorporating the "ball scoop" into the way I sit down after realizing there's another guy at work who's been doing it as long as I've known him and I never noticed. So I'm pretty sure it's not obtrusive.

Here's a vid (if I'm allowed to post a link to my own blog) from back in February when I first realized I would have to be doing this: https://thatoneguysurejacksoffalot.blogspot.com/2018/01/i-guess-this-happens-to-everyone-over.html?zx=8cc97348f516b09c

whkattk said...

@ Jean - well, that fact should ease many a man's mind. But, yes, the baseball players do have issues - particularly the pitcher. If one pays close attention to the form of pitching, it begins to make sense that they need to adjust.

Heard about Aretha late last night. She'll join the band already in progress.