Thursday, August 2, 2018

Summer Penis

Dang! Faithful Reader JiEL informs me Canada Day is July 1, not August 1. See what I get for following another blogger's lead? As for the crashing of the immigration servers last year - Allow me to offer condolences in advance. As Faithful Reader Jean points out, we have elections in November. Should the Cheeto's party steal another win, get ready for another onslaught! 😱
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Is 'Summer Penis' a thing? According to Dudley Danoff, urologist and author of the best-selling The Ultimate Guide to Male Sexual Health, the answer is a resounding, "Yes."



Just what is Summer Penis? It's the increased blood flow which causes the corpora to swell. It's the fact that the penis changes size all day long as we get those mini-boners. He says that it makes sense because, just as cold makes the cock shrink (retract, actually)


the warm weather causes it to swell (hang further, actually).

No wonder I like Summer so much!

No wonder a friend (who refuses to let anyone see him naked) tells me, "It's always you guys with big dicks who run around the gym naked." Of course, my joking reply is, "No, it's just that those are the  ones you look at."

What do you think, readers?
Summer Penis: real or imagined? 

10 comments:

JiEL said...

OMG!
These large dicks hanging out by summer heat are awesome.

I should look for Pierre Fitch's backyard (he lives in my neighborhood in Montreal) to see him as the GIF shows….

Many pornstars are from here, Montreal, like Ralph Woods (who I saw with Pierre Fitch on the roof terrasse of the Sky Pub), Tristan Bull who was a nude gay stripper at the Campus and whom I could have a private dance with and Brandon Jones and many more too..

FRENCH PATRICK said...

"It's always you guys with big dicks who run around the gym naked." Of course, my joking reply is, "No, it's just that those are the ones you look at."

LOL, you answered to the fact of running out the gym naked, but not to the given fact that you belong to the category of the guys having big dicks.

Thanks for letting us know and learn this established fact, and congrats.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.


























































































Mistress Maddie said...

No it's real. I'm always,sitting on my cock and balls in the summer because of the " extra hang."

AOM SoulFood said...

Hey, Brother! I would have to vote YES for summer penis. I am way more horny and the warmth allows for low-hanging balls and more active penis. I love it! Yet another reason to love summer! Have a great weekend, buddy. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Xersex said...

imagined! My dick can be hard everytime, also during winter!

Unknown said...

Sorry about Canada Day!!!! Yes! I had a pair of black stretch cords!!!!! I'm past worrying about size summer or winter. But always great to see a man, no matter what size, free enough to go nude. Mornings here would certainly make it retract!

SickoRicko said...

Makes sense to me! You always find such interesting things to write about!

JeanWM said...

As an interested observer, is there any scale involved in penis sizes? Do tall men tend to have larger ones? I know the claims about hand and foot size but they do tend to be in scale to the size of the man. Would the penis also be to scale?

Hugs and bisous.

Fullmoonma said...

Totally real!

Love sitting here naked with the sliding doors open in the early morning. Love going to the gay swimming hole and showing my big penis.
Love jacking it around my masturbation path through the woods.
Love naked gardening and lawnmowing wearing a cock ring.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Summertime in a flaccid state it hangs lower and tends to be a bit more “fluffy.” In the winter it retracts, trying to keep warm.

In my case it’s even more interesting. You may remember, I have a implant. Even though it no longer gets erect on its own my penis is affected by the temperature. According to my doctor, that’s normal - Stan