Thursday, October 29, 2020

Happy It's Yours

 

"So I answered my wifes phone while she was in the shower and of course I looked through her photos and found a tone of pictures of me in bed sleeping with my dick hard as a rock. Why would she want pics of my morning wood? What do you make of this?"


Hmmm, maybe you shouldn't have been snooping through her phone. Privacy, right? I know, I know, spouses shouldn't have any secrets...blah, blah, blah. But, you know what? They do. All kinds of them. And there's nothing wrong with that. We can't share every iota of ourselves. If we did, we would have nothing left. Do we ever say, "Gee, honey, I took the most incredible piss today."? Do we tell them every time we jerk off?

Maybe it's that she loves to see your cock when it's hard.

And maybe you should be happy it's yours.
Maybe it's not the boner. Maybe it's as simple as she loves the way you look when you sleep.  

Hell, I don't know....maybe it is the boner.


If it were me, I think I'd be flattered. My advice: Pretend you didn't see them, and smile when you think about it. Your wife is enamored with your cock, even when you're asleep.

11 comments:

SickoRicko said...

It could be that she likes to look at them while she's masturbating.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

One, if you're straight, we have most probably seen your dick. Your girl sent it to us. So there's that.
Two, never, EVER, snoop on your significant other's phone or browser history. Never.
Three, yum morning wood. That last photo reminded me of somebody.

XOXO

Mistress Maddie said...

I'd be flattered too!!!! She obviously likes what hanging between his legs.

AOM SoulFood said...

Good advice - I wouldn't say anything about it either. I hope all is going well with you. Thanks for all you do for us. I wish you a wonderful bonerific day! Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Xersex said...

me too I'd be flattered

Your French Patrick said...

Good advice, if it were me, I think I'd be flattered me too.
And even thankful.
It's lucky he was never woken up by the flash.
I should look for a lover who is a photographer.

Happy Halloween, Happy Scares, Happy-ending Nightmares & Happy Weekend.
Don't miss my "Special Halloween" on Friday, tomorrow.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

Anonymous said...

Let's see....your wife loves your steel rod so much that she takes tons of photos of it when you're asleep.....and the problem is? (I should be so lucky.)

If it were someone else's steel rod, then..... Houston we have a problem.

Anonymous said...

Nah, she's showing them to her lover so they can giggle at the comparison; showing them to her girlfriends for bragging rights; or accumulating material for a future revenge porn scenario. ;-)

Bruce Jensen said...

Don't say anything....DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
Respecting each other includes respecting each other's privacy. I won't answer Bryn's phone nor scroll through his photos; and he wouldn't mine. Take heart in that she has pics of your naked splendor. Perhaps you should ask her to pose for a few photos of her au naturel. It will show her that you desire her and it may prompt her to show you the photos she has taken of you.

Derek said...

Some areas have laws regarding consent, especially when it comes to where you would have a reasonable expectation of privacy, like a bathroom or bedroom - regardless if it's a spouse.

I'm not a prude. If it's for her eye candy then why keep it a secret, and maybe she should offer to pose for him. Lol, maybe there's a voyeur thing that could spice up their fun.

However you can't guaranteed those photos will stay 100% private. Even if it's highly unlikely, he has a right to know they exist.

Anonymous said...

Seems a little odd to me. Hopefully she's not going to attack him or something in his vulnerable state of sleep. Being secretly recorded or photographed seems like the bigger privacy issue here. Yes you are husband and wife, but it seems there should be some personal boundaries and respect. Your bodies are between the two of you, not leaked somewhere accidentally on a phone. Who else might see? The in-laws, a niece, a relative? Yes you might think it is flattering, but why is it really necessary? If you two are that sexual, then by all means get together and do it. Don't rely on your smart phone for this. They need deleted.