"Your last few posts jogged my memory. When our son was around 14 his mom saw him taking a leak out in the back yard one day. As if that wasn't bad enough he got a hard-on and started to masturbate. She told me I should have a talk with him. Here's what I remember of that talk:
Me: Your mom tells me she saw you taking a leak out in the back yard and then you started jerking off. She said I needed to have a talk with you.
Son: Sorry. I just really needed to pee all of a sudden and it got hard.
Me: So we talked.
Son: That's it?
Me: That's it. Just be more careful when you mother is around.
Today he's a healthy normal man who admits he loves his dick. How did I do?"
Perfect in my book. You said it all with very few words.
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When one has to go, you have to go. Peroid.
Usually it's the other way around, but here his penultimate sentence answers his last sentence.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
There's so much shame around masturbation!
I think the kid may have been in danger of giving an neighbor an eyeful but nothing more.
And that gif of Bel Gris made me hungry. Yum.
XOXO
I think dad did an excellent job.
if I get hard, it's impossible for me to piss
Well done, Dad! LOL. Love that one gif with the dark-haired curly dude.
Well done, Dad!
Well done, that dad !!
When my two nephews were age 19 and 22 (i was approaching age 62) they came to stay with me for a few days.
I showed them my bedroom, and the guest bedroom where they would be sleeping, and said when they wanted privacy they only had to close the door, “So you don’t have to lock yourself in the toilet or the bathroom to masturbate. You can enjoy doing it comfortably in your room.”
I just caught sight of their glance at each other and the brief smile which flickered across both their faces.
Then i added “The same applies to my room: a closed door means knock, don't just walk in!”
Bravo, dad! This is nothing more than normal behavior, and you handled it beautifully.
If there were anything to add here, I would wish a husband could say to his wife, "I'll talk to him, but you need to know this is normal and not shameful." But I've been there, and that's often tough to do.
This is a late comment but, I lived on a farm and worked in town for 50 years. Moved in to town four years ago.
Talked to a friend and he said he knew what I would miss the most. I said I do too. That was, pissing outside any where any time. We both were thinking about the same thing and had a good laugh about it.
@ Anon, 10-23, 6:38 - It's got to be tough adjusting to those city restrictions. Fence off the back yard if you have one and piss to your heart's content (that's what I do).
@ Adam - You're right. It would be easier for guys if mothers would make the effort to fully understand how normal it all is. But, as one Faithful Reader has been pointing out lately, women seem to be getting the upper hand in demanding different male behaviors.
Oh, I can piss while hard. Aiming is the problem. Living in the middle of nowhere meant I could just go outside to do it.
@ Adam - your comment about a husband finding it tough to say those things to his wife is a sad indictment of the power that women now have over men without any equivalent counterbalance. I also find it sad that men are not clearly explaining this reality to their sons and assisting them in expanding their options.
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