Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Cum Stains

It appears the major consensus is that the father should stay long enough to meet his son's friends, lay down the law about no drugs or liquor, not making a wreck of the house, and then leave them to have their fun - 
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But give them a specific time of return. So, there you go, Dad. Good advice from those who have experience in such matters.
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Now, on to a subject I have never covered...
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No matter how well we prepare to protect things that may end up in the flight path, sometimes the force is greater than we expect.
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And, whether we're stroking alone or with a buddy or two, shots or splatters end up where we least expect.


Cum stains. With overnight company someone gets stuck with the wet spot...that pool of cum, or pre-cum from mattress frot, accumulates on the bed sheets.
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Pre-cum will stain your briefs or pants
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How do we clean things up? Is there anything that removes cum stains? God bless the folks over at Stain Guide. Here are their helpful solutions to tell-tale spots and misfired jettisons of jizz,:

Semen Stain Removal from Clothes & Fabrics

Solution 1:
1. Hold fabric stain-side down under cold running water to force water through fabric.
2. Soak and agitate the fabric in cold water until loosened.
3. If the stain remains, rub liquid laundry detergent into the stain and let stand several minutes.
4. Launder according to garment label.

Semen Stain Removal from Carpets & Upholstery

Solution 1:
1. Create a paste from baking soda and water.
2. Apply paste to the spot on the carpet, and scrub with a brush. Once the spot is loosened, use cold water and a towel to wipe it up.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until stain is gone.
4. Vacuum.
5. Sprinkle baking soda over the spot and let sit for 1 hour. This will eliminate the odor and absorb the rest of the moisture from the carpet.
Solution 2:
1. Scrape off the hard stuff with a dull knife.
2. Blot the area with cold water and a paper towel. Since semen is a protein, avoid hot water, as it will set the stain.
3. Create a dishwasher detergent and cold water mix and blot.
4. Blot with cold water and paper towel.

Have you reached semen stain removal success? I hope so! Then, go have some fun.
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But you might want to put a towel down, just in case.
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Unless, of course, you'll be outdoors where it won't matter if your aim is off.
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10 comments:

that one guy said...

Well, I'm not a "cum fountain" kind of guy most of the time, but I've had a few whoops-didn't-think-it-would-go-THAT-far moments:

- Shot my cat once. I was lying in bed and he jumped up on my chest just as the trigger went off. Of course, cats clean themselves by licking. He took one lick and ran off. I didn't see him again for several hours; he was clean, but annoyed.

- Was stroking with a friend in college --- it was winter and the dorms had these big old steam radiators that would get REALLY hot. My cum shot onto the radiator and began sizzling.

- Once I was frotting with a married guy in his bed. I was on top, and when when I came I shot a glob onto the curtain behind the bed. I didn't tell him :-)

- Stroking another time with a bud, I shot myself in the forehead. Laughing while cumming is a strange, though enjoyable, experience.

- And then there are the usual times where it's gone over my shoulder onto the chair, or up in the air & onto the desk (hitting some notes that I needed to take to school the next day), or I'll occasionally find blobs on the floor outside the area I'd originally checked. It's all good.

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Oh, and one other thing. I've never found that semen won't wash out of clothing. I've used a lot of my clothes as cum rags before and it's never left a stain. I think I wouldn't worry about it even if it did --- the only people likely to notice and recognize it would be other guys who had the same kind of stains :-)

Jean WM said...

I suspect there isn't a woman alive that doesn't cringe a little at the propelling cum on floors, furniture, and all the hidden places we can't imagine! Something else that makes us want to grab towels, are the guys sitting bare bottom on all of the furniture, rugs, etc.

So when I see Pat's great photos, often the person is the second thing I see. I often wonder if guys notice too.

LORD PATRICK said...

Days of stains are past! Be careful with baking soda, if left too long on coloured things it can act as a bleach! Great photos as always! Thanks for your visit and comment! So pleased you understood the "pun"!!!!!

mistress maddie said...

Seven and eight pretty much sum me up. I have hit the wall behind the headboard on several occasions. And yes, once im/my company is done, time to clean up....I hate cum stains.

AOM said...

Great info on how to remove cum stains. I've not seen that before. Thanks for the info. I wish you a bonerific day, bro. Hugs,Licks, and Strokes, AOM

SickoRicko said...

Very good advice!

SteveXS said...

Doing our business alone, always good, always fun. Doing our business with buddies, priceless! More NMC -- naked male camaraderie.

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