My heart is heavy over yet another meaningless attack on the people of France. May we all wrap them in a tender embrace.
Today is the 15th of the month. You know what that means, so get a grip and check those balls.
And feel free to help a brother out. After all, it is
Buddy Ball Check Day.
Ladies, do the men in your life the favor. If you can't check them for the guys,
at least remind them to do it. It doesn't need to be embarrassing, either.