Friday, November 4, 2016

No Excuse Needed, Dad

"Mom was gone so I cornered my dad in his home office by standing in the doorway and told him I wouldn't move until we cleared the air. He tried to deny there was a problem but I pushed the issue - he'd been distant ever since I walked in on him. Well, turns out it was exactly as that guy said. My father remembered telling me to stop playing with myself when I was like 10 or 11. I didn't even remember that and asked him if he really thought I paid any attention to that. His excuse for masturbating was that my mom hasn't been "accommodating his needs." I looked him straight in the eye and told him he was being ridiculous that he didn't need an excuse that no guy needs an excuse to masturbate. Then I actually said, Dad if you feel like jacking off jack off Who cares?"
There was more to the email, but that's the crux of it. He said it appears things are back to normal.
" guy needs an excuse to masturbate..."
I love that!



Though we men jack off for a multitude of reasons, we really shouldn't need any.








Xersex said...

" guy needs an excuse to masturbate..."
sure! why should they?

Spear said...

Sounds like Dad had a few ideas instilled into him long ago. Ideas that touching yourself "down there" were naughty and so forth. Glad the son put him straight about jacking off. If it feels good, do it!

French Patrick said...

@ my dear friend Pat and our delicious Jean:
Pat, I have read your answer to Jean under your previous post. You wrote: "Tuesday is going to be a nail-biter. I think I've known that all along, but it doesn't change the knot that continues to grow in the pit of my stomach." Don't worry, my friend, that is useless and will change nothing. That is what is the democracy, the worst system if we exclude all the others. Don't worry, my friend, that is useless and will change nothing. That is what the democracy is, the worst system if we exclude all the others. One day, Clinton is ahead, one day Trump is ahead, one day Clinton is ahead, and so on, but the only day available is nex Tursday. One day, Clinton is ahead, one day Trump is ahead, one day Clinton is ahead, and so on, but the only day that counts will be next Tuesday. One wonder if it is the voters who choose, or if the choice is made by the date of the vote. I am not sure that the text which follows is going to reassure you, but he is interesting: "Trump admitting sexual assault. Clinton emails. Trump charity fraud. Clinton emails. Trump calls for nuclear proliferation. Clinton emails. Trump calls for national stop and frisk. Clinton emails. Trump violates trade embargo with Cuba. Clinton emails. Trump sued over Trump U fraud. Clinton emails. Trump bribes DA. Clinton emails. Trump doesn't pay taxes for 20 years. Clinton emails. Trump employs campaign manager involved in illegal corruption with Russia. Clinton emails. Trump calls for ban of an entire religion from entering US. Clinton emails. Trump lied about support for Iraq War over and over in debate. Clinton emails. Trump in court for rape of a minor. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of Russia's Crimea occupation. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of situation in Syria. Clinton emails. Trump penalized for racist housing discrimination. Clinton emails. Trump files for bankruptcy 6 times. Clinton emails. Trump goes 0-3 in debates by showing scant knowledge of world politics. Clinton emails. Trump slams people for being POWs. Clinton emails. Trump calls Mexicans rapists. Clinton emails. Trump questions judge's integrity because of parent's heritage. Clinton emails. Trump deletes emails involved in casino scandal. Clinton emails. Trump commits insurance fraud after Florida hurricane. Clinton emails. Trump has dozens of assault victims and witnesses come forward with allegations of abuse. Clinton emails. Trump attacks former Ms America for being overweight. Clinton emails. Trump tweets about sex tapes at 3am. Clinton emails. Trump calls for US citizens to be sent to Gitmo. Clinton emails. Trump calls for more extreme forms of torture to be used. Clinton emails. Trump asks why cant we use our nukes if we have them. Clinton emails. Trump calls for offensive bombing attack on sovereign nations because someone gave the middle finger. Clinton emails. Trump calls to kill women and children of suspected terrorists. Clinton emails. Trump says women should be punished for having abortions. Clinton emails. Trump makes fun of disabled people. Clinton emails. Trump calls for end of freedom of the press. Clinton emails. Trump calls global warming a Chinese hoax. Clinton emails. Trump praises Putin and Kim Jong Un's strong leadership. Clinton emails. Trump openly admits to not paying his employees during debate. Clinton emails. Trump calls Obama an illegitimate non-citizen hundreds of times over 7 years. Clinton emails. Trump uses campaign donations to enrich his own businesses. Clinton emails. Trump says laziness is an inherent trait in black people. Clinton emails." Have a great weekend, Bisous, my friends.

SickoRicko said...

Good that they got that cleared up! Great pix for the post! Have a great day!

AOM said...

That is good news, bro. Great that they were able to clear the air. I'm sure it will benefit their relationship. Nope! Never need a reason to wank - It is our special time loving ourselves. I wish you and yours a very lovely weekend. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Imagination said...

How true this sentence is: " guy needs an excuse to masturbate..." - I love that too! Why apologize for normal and natural human actions?

There are countless reasons to take the cock and masturbate. The simplest reason is, easy to wank, because the pleasure is there, it's great fun and it's satisfactory for body and soul.
Thanks again for extraordinary photos of sensual masturbating men!

Jean WM said...

Have a good weekend and go VOTE!!!! Hugs and Bisous!

Patrick MSC said...

Do it while you can! Unfortunately, it was not age, but a botched second prostate operation that ended my masturbating days! So pleased this guy and his dad have sorted things! Have a great weekend. Thanks for your visit to the new one! Lots of hugs, Patrick

whkattk said...

@ MFP - All true. All fact. All quite sad. That Comey has inserted the FBI into the election process, and that his field agents have been leaking information to the Trump campaign is very frightening. Guiliani will become the Atty General if Trump is elected - this puts this country as we know it on a direct path to destruction. It has been suggested that Trump has been, and would continue should he win, imitating the exact political moves that Hitler employed to dupe the people of Germany into handing him absolute power. Trump portrays himself as the Leader of the people, a populist, the only one who can fix what is wrong. His followers are now stating publicly that there will be a revolution and they will attack the White House should Clinton win the election.

The GOP, Trump followers, have placed false ads telling people in the rural south they don't even need to go to the polls - that they can vote using their phones via Text Message, or log onto their computers and vote. And - to my knowledge - these ads are not even being investigated.

What does all of this tell you about the state of this union?

French Patrick said...

In political sociology, my professor taught me that Hitler would never have been elected if the television existed. He said that what characterizes a crowd is its cretinization. It is incredible that a populist can deceive and fanaticize a whole people with all the current means of communication. And nevertheless...

All the unions are forced marriages, as the URSS when it included Poland and all the other countries that Russia dominated, either marriages of convenience. Never a love match, or at least I know none of them. You had the western conquest, and also the war of the South against the North.

The real problem is that the democracy is a political system. All the political systems lived more or less longer and they have disappeared little by little at the end of their life cycle. All the democracies are more or less sick of their maladjustment to the present era and for stronger reasons in the future times. But, to my knowledge, up to now, no system has been invented which can replace it advantageously.

As for the election campaign, it has no importance, it is only a role play which will be forgotten as the previous ones when the president will be elected.

Bisous, mon chéri.

Anonymous said...

"Nail biter"? I doubt it. MSNBC's last map has very few "solid Trump" states; outside of the South, there are only ID and MT. (Clinton actually performed better in my birth state of SD than I predicted.) There are quite a few "lean Trump" states, but "solid Trump", "lean Trump", and "toss up" states barely break 200, and Trump has no path to 230, let alone 270: Notably, GA, AZ, and AK are among this year's swing states, and the Trump campaign is advertising in deep-red SD. (To our foreign readers, American elections bias for small states. It's a holdover from the first century: Free states were mostly smaller. In turn, slaves were counted as 3/5 a person, but couldn't actually vote. So, Clinton running up the score in, e.g., CA would only serve to trickle down to oust Darrell Issa, but do nothing to stop Trump. California won't go Republican in the near future because a couple 90s-era referenda on immigration caused the CA GOP to self-destruct: Today a white Republican must be an immigrant himself.) In addition, a Republican Senate strategist tweeted they'll be lucky to get 49. (Which brings up if they can get 218 in the House, in spite of the gerrymander.)

The fundamentals of this race haven't changed since the candidate names were official, and really Bernie, despite the super delegates, was a more credible threat to her than Trump. IOW, Clinton is the right border of the Overton window, and red and swing states are by and large either full of racists and other deplorables (most Great Plains and a few Southern states, IN), Rust Belt states that still hurt from her husband's right-wing economic policies (OH and free trade), or states that blame Obama for the actions of market forces (WV blames Obama for peak coal). Where the horse race comes in is partisan pollsters, e.g. Gravis is owned by Breitbart.

Most interesting is LA-Sen. The primary is today, and the runoff is in December. I don't think a Democrat will win. The question is, will Trump's loss convince the racists not to vote, or will they try to get a consolation prize in the form of a Senator David Duke; the latter is obviously bad for the country, but it means Democrats can continue to hang Trump around Republicans for six years. GOPerdämmerung, if you will. *plays the immolation music*