Mindless Masturbation - It's a Thing

Not sure this happens with you ladies. I think it might be a guy thing. It might even be considered a male trait. We can't help it. It's a mindless activity. Half the time we aren't even aware we're doing it.

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Watching TV, reading a book, lounging around, soaking in a tub, it happens. The hand moves to the crotch. The pleasurable sensations cause the cock to respond. But there still is no thought beyond that. There's no real intention behind it.

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There could even be some mindless stroking of the boner; mindless masturbation. It's a thing.

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And, when we become aware of the boner, 

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sometimes it turns to deliberate masturbation

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 sometimes it doesn't

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How often have you found yourself in mindless masturbation?

What Really Matters?

 

We all love seeing the hot, handsome, fit men. Even straight dudes notice them (come on, guys, you can admit it).

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Even clothed.

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We love seeing hot, pretty, shapely women, too (come on, gay guys, you can admit it). Even clothed.

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Straight men oogle and comment on big tits, when the average breast size in the US is 34DD. 

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Gay men oogle and comment on the big bulge, when the average hard cock is 5.1".

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But, what really matters when you're out - whether it's for a quick hook-up or looking for a relationship?

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Having an above average cock is great for flaunting at the gym or spa. It's great walking around and seeing people react to the bulge in the crotch. It's nice to have it recognized.

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But, talk to a guy who's hung - really hung - and you'll be surprised at how difficult it is for him to find a relationship. My brother has - well, had until prostate surgery - a 10" cock, with matching girth. Yeah, gay guys certainly noticed. Women, not so much - until he loosed that python. Then the reaction, 9 out of 10 times, was, "Get that thing away from me." And, it was over before it began.

Do you look for the big bulge in the pants, or Mt Everest breasts? Big or small, does size matter?

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Has it ever been a deal breaker?

Variety

I wish that had been me yesterday, lounging around. But it was life that got in the way of posting. Too many things scheduled - some that I plumb forgot about and damn near missed. Mama said there'd be days like that. Mama was right. LOL.

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We need variety in all things. After all, "Variety is the spice of life." That includes sex. New surroundings, new positions, new grips with new strokes.

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One way to change things up a bit is to add toys.

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A man wrote in to Dear Abby because he and his wife house and pet sit while their son and daughter-in-law go on vacation. The kids are having difficulty in conceiving, so they go off on a romantic adventure in an effort to enhance the chances. Mom and Dad go over to the house for a check. Dad sees "an anatomically correct toy" left out on the nightstand (he didn't specify what type).

And, evidently believing said toy is inhibiting conception in some way, he now wants to talk to his son about it because "they've always been close and gotten along well."

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Abby basically tells Dad to MYOB. Guaranteed he is going to ignore that advice because the image of that toy is in his brain as a burning question.

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What would you do if you were house/pet sitting and discovered a sex toy in a friend or relative's bedroom?

Would you say anything? 

Too Complicated

I don't know if any of you have been watching the limited series Big Little Lies on HBO. Last night's episode found Celeste (Nicole Kidman) finally fighting back when her husband Perry (Alexander Skarsgaard) abuses her. She gives him a good swift smack to his boner with some object I couldn't quite see clearly.

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The result, of course, was him doubled in pain and grabbing his crotch. The diagnosis in the ER scene, as they released him, was announced as "a broken urethra." What they really meant was a "fractured Tunica," the fibrous sheath of the penis surrounding the Cavernosum, those spongy caverns that fill with blood and makes the cock stand up.

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I know it was way too complicated for them to go into. But....

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The most common cause is due to having someone ride your cock. They lift up a bit too far, and when they slam back down....

Morning wood actually occurs numerous times during the night.

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A guy rolls over on it and.... You may not notice it. It may not wake you. But there might be spots of bruising along the shaft in the morning. However, if you're nude, it is free to move.

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With the cracking of a boner, healing will typically result in a bent shaft due to the scar tissue.

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If the bend is too severe, it will make penetrative activity impossible.

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That can be corrected with surgery, but I'll spare you the gruesome photos. Your cock is not indestructible. You can break it, you can permanently damage it.

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You need to be cautious with those boners, guys.

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