It's been a looooong time since I've been able to hand this out...and, as it turns out, the honor must be split. The Big Boner Hand Award is given to honor those who handle masturbation in an honest and open manner.
The second goes to an episode of the CBS sitcom Mom which I caught in repeat last week. If you haven't seen this, Allison Janney (West Wing) plays a single mom to a daughter played by Anna Farris (Scary Movie 3) who is also a single mother. Janney's character is leaving for a date, "I thought you were going out, too." Nope, she's on the couch in sweats. "Oh, so you're staying home to masturbate." Then, as she's going out the door, "Keep it on your side of the bed."
Such openness about this common activity is refreshing!
So, they both deserve kudos and a great big (boner) hand.
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