And speaking of life's lessons...
How much easier would life have been
or be now
for guys in school locker rooms and showers if it was common knowledge that sprouting a semi
or a full-on boner
had no bearing on the fact we're naked with a bunch of our classmates
That nothing sexual was behind those erections we find to be so embarrassing when they happen in front of other guys.
No one would feel like they had to face the wall
or shower with their briefs still on
Removing the jock strap or underwear wouldn't cause panic
It would be a casual, normal kind of thing
or that boner
wouldn't get a second glance, wouldn't be worthy of ridicule or name-calling. Guys would be able to go on about the business of getting clean
Stuff everything back into their briefs
and get on with the day