Back in my days on the stage, one of my co-cast members was always joking around about sex. Sexual innuendo abounded whenever he was around. After his wedding and he returned to the show after the honeymoon, he remarked about how many cum-covered towels he'd left for the housekeeping staff of the hotel. Something I suspect they expect to find - particularly from a young couple. He wrapped up by saying he and his new wife had purchased a large stack of hand towels to keep next to the bed - upon his grandmother's advice! "She told us to always keep a stack of clean cum towels next to the bed. So we do."
Good advice. You'd have thought his dad would've been the one to tell him that, but still... It's actually good advice for all guys, married or single, gay or straight. It's more common sense. Whether it's from partner sex or jacking off, the cum needs to be cleaned up, right?
Enter the official cum rag
Though most of us use a variety of things. Toilet paper (which falls apart too easily).
Facial tissues (which shred and fall apart).
Paper towels (which are rough and scratchy on sensitive skin)
A variety of clothing items (careful guys, cum does stain)
Those Man Wipes I mentioned last week would certainly do the trick. And they're sized for the job.
But now come Wank Wipes.
With a condom shape these things are designed specifically for jacking off. And it's a real thing, infused with lovely aloe for a soothing cleanse of your pecker, and about ready to hit the market. Just as a lot of us did when we were young and horny and slipped a sock over the end of our cocks when we shot our load,
Wank Wipes are used in exactly the same way. Enjoy the pleasures for as long as you wish. When you hit that Point of No Return, you know you're going to cum no matter what you do, slip one of these over the head and blast right into it.
Then wipe your cock clean and flush the wipe when you take your post-cum piss
More and more products for Male hygiene. It's about time, right?
So what do you use?