Friday, May 6, 2016

Cock and Balls Hygiene

Lately, the weather here flip-flops more than a politician who can't decide which group of his constituent's whims he should follow this week! But, here in the Northern Hemisphere, the heat will soon be upon us. And heat makes us guys sweat; sweaty armpits, sweaty groins, sweaty ass cracks. Sticky and itchy; it's uncomfortable to say the least, causing us to shove a hand in there to rub and scratch - and we know how you ladies hate when we do that - particularly in public.
Because we as a society are finally accepting the existence of men's packages, we finally have underwear with pouches to avoid that awful scrunch we used to have to deal with in the old days of tighty-whiteys.
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We've got different sized condoms, from Snug Fit to Magnums, because we've finally accepted that all men are not created equal. Some have reservoir ends to collect the cum
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 and some still without for the guys who don't like all that extra latex reducing the sensations in the cockhead
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We've seen an explosion of different lubes to enhance our sexual activity.


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And, finally, we're beginning to see products to assist us with the problem of our sweaty balls. So, let's talk cock and balls hygiene.
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I've posted about Fresh Balls before. I love the stuff and use it daily.

But, even that sometimes needs a reapplication when I'm out and about and need a bit of freshening up. Enter grooming solutions for guys. Nadkins, Male Wipes, Man Groomer, and DudeWipes, 




Yes, these are real products for us guys. Most are small enough to fit into a pocket so you have them when you need them; perfect for slipping into the Men's Room and wiping things down. Should you be using them? Absolutely! You should be using something. Because bacteria thrives down there in the closed wet darkness and begins to smell pretty funky. And not every person you get with is turned on by that odor.
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Even if - maybe particularly if - you freeball
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Don't be like my father-in-law and claim your balls don't sweat. They do. So get something to freshen up that package, guys. It's there for you to enjoy,
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and you'll get even more enjoyment out of it if you keep it nice and clean and fresh. Your buds might be more inclined to join you in celebrating Masturbation Month
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10 comments:

AOM said...

Awesome, bro! Great to be introduced to the great products. I'll have to check them out. I hope you are well and having fun. I wish you a wonderful weekend. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Xersex said...

I'm very careful to wash my dick+balls+ass

hot boy blogspot said...

Ooooh, that's some hot stuff right there, alright! ^_^
#12 is totally my taste of tools & #14 is the best part of a HJ!

LORD PATRICK said...

Great advice as always! With wonderful images! Trust you will have a restful weekend!

mistress maddie said...

Enjoy your weekend handsome! I'll see if I can "enjoy" myself this weekend.

Jean WM said...

A shower to start the day and a shower to start the night. Cotton is your friend.

A French Patrick said...

"we've finally accepted that all men are not created equal" There are many areas in which we could legitimately wish, (or even want), all the men to be equal, but if all the cocks were twins brothers, yuk, this would be dull, dreadfully tedious! Which just goes to prove that there are injustices of which we can be delighted.

It's with a lot of bisous that I wish you, mon chéri, an excellent weekend far from being dull and tedious.

SickoRicko said...

Great point and great post!

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whkattk said...

@ Jean - Lots of showers are part of a young man's life (we all know what he's doing in there)...in our 20s it's typically before bed so we can be assured of getting laid. LOL. Then on through to the 50s and beyond it's at least one per day. At least until the heat and humidity of summer hit. Then, loose, thin, breathable cotton is a body's friend.