Those sudden half-boners that turn into full-blown hard-ons. What to do, what to do...
Of course, as young men there was no such thing as a semi - it was always Wham! full-on stiffy.
As we enter our 20s, the BOEs have a tendency to calm themselves a bit, and not get so hard, because the hormones are no longer raging. It's at that point we start to ignore them. But what do you do when the Little Guy just keeps growing?
Some locations, like at the office staff meeting, it's hardly appropriate to grab the crotch - it's typically an adjustment done with as much subtlety as possible. Because a boner being forced downward by clothing can begin to hurt after a bit.
Push it to the side, pull it fully upward against the abdomen, any placement which offers some degree of comfort.
Then what to do, what to do, when it just won't subside?
The only remedy is to give it what it needs - complete relief.
But we're afraid someone might discover us stroking one out. And, that, my Faithful Readers is what Masturbation Month is all about: Shedding the shame and embarrassment of jacking off.