Monday, May 9, 2016

Cock and Balls Hygiene 2

Let's continue our discussion of hygiene. You intact guys - for the younger readers, that means you still have a foreskin - you've got a bit more to do than us cut dudes. During your shower, skin the hood back and wash your cock thoroughly.
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Because the teeny, tiny oil glands are safely hidden under the folds of the foreskin, doctors recommend that you fully expose the cockhead and upper shaft and clean yourself once or twice per day.
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If you've experienced any leaking of pre-cum from a few of those BO boners we all experience during the day, that too is gathered under the foreskin.
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The combination of these fluids building up is called Smegma - or Head Cheese. 
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After a while it can really begin to smell nasty. Not cleaning your cock regularly can lead to complications. (I'll spare you the pictures of men whose peckers are covered in white pustules.) Another reason to use the Nadkins or other hygiene wipes I posted about on Friday.
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I see one thing happening with uncut dudes in men's rooms all the time that makes me want to comment. I stay silent only because I don't want to get punched, I guess.
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Come on, guys! Please. Retract that foreskin when you take a leak. Adding piss to the oil and pre-cum just is gross. (Then you want someone to give you a blow job??) Besides, in my opinion it's just plain laziness. For crying out loud, you've got your cock in your hand, how difficult is it to slide the foreskin back at least a little bit to take a piss?
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It's no different than cleaning up and wiping your cock off after you cum.
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11 comments:

Queer Heaven said...

This is a very important post! I'm cut, and I prefer sexing with cut guys...but the few uncut ones I have had were all rather nasty!
If only more uncut guys would learn to clean themselves!!

AOM said...

Good advice - always good to keep our tool clean and read to use! I hope you had a lovely weekend and wish you a delicious bonerific day. Hug, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

A French Patrick said...

There is something which can help. When we do not sat when we piss, (what is better for the prostate), instead of shaking our cock for bringing down the last drops (and additionally for teasing our wife or boyfriend by spreading them on the cover of the toilet when it is not on the ground or on the walls) it is enough to use only a half of a hygienic paper sheet to wipe and to sponge the urinary meatus and all that need it. It is what I'm doing, and you see, I am still alive.
I wish you a wondrous day, mon chéri, with a lot of wet bisous which don't need to be wiped.

Xersex said...

I clean all my dick+balls very carefully!!!

SickoRicko said...

Excellent advice!

LORD PATRICK said...

Once more great advice! Wonderful images too! Yes! Look after it! Keep it clean! Use it well! Enjoy being a man! Hugs & Thanks, Patrick

LORD PATRICK said...

Meant to say that Paul has posted again.

Jean WM said...

Since so many males are circumcised in the USA, and that not getting cut is becoming more common, will boys be taught this if their fathers don't know?

Anonymous said...

Smegma actually has the consistency of soap, so...easy to wash off.

TBH, as a guy who was spared the knife, discussions of smegma always remind me of how in infomercials, there's always a complete moron who can't chop vegetables or mow the lawn or do laundry or some other common household task...but now, with Honest John's Widget, you, too, can do this simple task you should've been able to do by age 10. Only three easy payments of $29.95!

whkattk said...

@ Jean - Probably not...not unless the Pediatrician shows them what MUST be done, how it must be cleaned, and that the child himself must taught when he learns to bathe himself... As for skinning back to piss...I don't know who will teach them that if Dad doesn't.

whkattk said...

@ Anon - LOL. Infomercials are really cheesy!