Thursday, June 1, 2017

Total Asshat??

While our hands were busy celebrating ourselves, this showed up in my inbox:

"I’m one of the straight dudes who follows. That I’d write to ask a question when I never leave comments may seem unfair, so I’ll try to make this short. It wasn’t until after the cancellation deadline that I realized I’d booked me and a buddy on a clothing-optional cruise. My buddy was okay with it and by the time we boarded he’d convinced me I had nothing to worry about.
So, day 2 we’re in our shared stateroom (one bed) and napping. I’m having this wild dream that I’ve got this enormous erection and someone is giving me the handjob of my life. As with most wet dreams, I wake up just as I’m shooting my wad. I opened my eyes and my friend was kneeling between my legs, stroking my dick. After the first spurt, he dove down and swallowed every drop. When it was over, he smiled and went into the head sporting a woody.
His boner was gone when he came back into the room and apologized, but he said "something just came over" him. He hoped it didn’t freak me out. I told him it was okay. Actually it was fantastic.
But, my question to you is this: Am I a total asshat for not reciprocating?"

Hold on a minute.... You and your buddy - who both self-identify as straight - went on a clothing optional cruise and shared a bed in a stateroom,

and you're wondering why he stroked you off?
First of all, being straight has nothing to do with it. Lots of men enjoy mutual masturbation - obviously he is one of them. 
But, anyway, he sees his BFF with a boner and decides (maybe) to say "Thank you" for taking him on a cruise.

Are you a total asshat? Well, there are no hard and fast rules for this situation. But, it would've been the nice thing to do at some point during the rest of the cruise. Nobody is saying you had to go down on him when he busted his load; that he did it for you was just icing on your cake.
I'm going to suggest you even the score the next time you find yourself in a decent situation - you know, watching the game or something. Reach out and give his bulge a squeeze, or make a verbal observation about it. Something tells me he'd be down with some mutual stroking.




 Hey, you never know, you might get lucky. He might suck you off again.
What do you think, was he a total asshat for not returning the favor?


Patrick said...

Lucky guy! Another great post! Well he knows what to do next time!

mistress maddie said...

No he was not a asshat. I'm sure he didn't know that his friend would jack him off and then blow him. But I agree...down the road at the right moment, just show gratitude at a later date. I agree straight has nothing to do with it being gay or dirty. My straight friend and I, being gay have always jacked off together. While I have never blew he has to do is ask. This guy should just sit back, and relax and enjoy round two!!!!!!

A French Patrick said...

Not an asshat for accepting the favor, an asshat for not returning it.
If I calculate well, this gives us an average of half an asshat.

He would have been a total asshat if he had refused to return the favor, but if nobody asked for it to him, he did not have to be more catholic than the Pope.
I know people who like to suck and who hate (and I do mean hate and not the "hat" of asshat) to be sucked.
Except, of course, if he regrets of having not at least tried to make it, in which case he is truly a total asshat.

Nevertheless, I think that "asshat" is a word too severe and a little excessive. Then I suggest replacing it by "covfefe" which does not present these inconveniences, contrary to its author.
If you don't know covfefe, don't miss to read the pages and pages of its meanings that you can find @

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

Spear said...

I'd venture a guess that by the end of the cruise they both did some sucking and maybe fucking in that shared stateroom. If the writer had gotten pissed as his buddy the first time around and didn't do anything more after that, then maybe he was being an asshat. But two guys sharing a bed on a clothing optional cruise what did he think was going to happen? Total celibacy?

Jean WM said...

Everyone second-guesses what they would have done. So make it good next opportunity. Pat, you're right, it's not what you say but what you do. Hugs and bisous to my friends Pat and French Patrick.

SickoRicko said...

I don't think so.

SickoRicko said...

I don't think so.

that one guy said...

This is what the sex advice columnist calls a "HTH" (for "how'd that happen?") situation. Apparently he gets a lot of letters from straight dudes saying things like "I just went for a massage, and next thing I know this guy has his finger up my ass and I'm shooting a load down his throat. How'd that happen?" His advice to them is usually RELAX. If you're only 95% straight instead of 100% straight, it's not the end of the world. Just make sure you're honest with yourself and any significant others, and be responsible enough to avoid contracting or passing on any STDs.

To the writer, I'd say I agree with our host's advice. Give yourself some time to get used to the idea, and see if you're up for trying to reciprocate. It's totally OK not to be, since your buddy sprang this on you with no warning. Open communication is best: make sure each of you has a chance to be up front with the other. Depending on how you feel about it, there are several approaches you can take.

If you enjoyed it but you're not interested in having it happen again, you can say "I enjoyed it, but I'm not interested in having it happen again."

If you enjoyed it, but aren't interested in reciprocating, you can say "I really enjoyed it, but I can't seem to get interested in returning the favor." Then he can decide if that's a problem, or if he wants to keep stroking/blowing you (a lot of cocksuckers are not interested in reciprocation).

If you you're not sure you'll be able to reciprocate but you want to give it a try, you can say "I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this, but I want to give it a try," so that if you get started and can't continue, he's been warned.

And if you do want to return the favor, you can say "Sorry it's taken me awhile to come around, but I would love to return the favor."

whkattk said...

@ that one guy - Great response! You provided the writer everything he needs to move forward no matter which course he prefers. If he doesn't bother to leave a comment, I'll say "Thanks" for him!

that one guy said...

I meant to say "Sex advice columnist DAN SAVAGE, in his column 'Savage Love'" somehow forgot to include that in my original post.

(And thanks for your positive feedback, whkattk!)

Mark Gaulding said...

What a great story. Very erotic. I don't think there was anything wrong with the fact that the author did reciprocate then. I'm gay s I really can't presume to understand straight men. So many of them have issues with their sexuality. I think it was great that the author enjoyed himself and didn't seem to have a lot guilt/shit as a result. If in the future and if the author feels compelled then he should pay back the favor. But only if and to the extent he is comfortable. That story was so great. It really raises so many issues about men and their sexuality.

Xersex said...

sure, very erotic story!