Big Boner (Hand)

Even though I missed posting yesterday, Big Whack Attack surpassed the 3,000,000 viewed mark. And, it's approaching 600 followers. I've got the best bunch of Faithful readers in the entire blogosphere.

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I know that is a pittance compared to many blogs out there. But, those are numbers I never imagined for this blog. However, what impresses me the most is how caring you all are...not only about my welfare, but the welfare of all the readers here; you always offer help when it's needed. That's what Big Whack Attack is all about. Men caring about other men, learning, and helping one another to keep those Man Bits healthy and strong.

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You are all Whack-off Hero's. For that, I issue the award to each and every one of you:

Whack Attack's
Big Boner Hand

Here in the U.S., it's a long weekend. Enjoy yourselves

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and have a jizzalicious time

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See you all on Tuesday.

I Aimed

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But I missed yesterday. And I'm late today. I apologize; things got very hectic, very early, and the time ran past as if it needed to win a marathon. I thank you for the messages of concern - they always do my heart good! To make up for yesterday...

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Thankful for My Cock

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Okay... You are traveling within city limits. You've attempted to use a restroom - but they were closed. You looked for another solution: A convenience store won't allow customers; odd as it may seem, there isn't a fast food restaurant in sight. It kinda felt like I was in that commercial where the parents kept looking for a men's room for their son and finally pile the luggage around him in a field - Only I was the son who needed to pee. And badly. You feel like your bladder is going to burst. Or you'll piss yourself right there in the driver's seat if you don't stop and take a leak. What is your solution?

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Well, I faced that very issue yesterday. I gotta admit, I was desperate - and desperately afraid a cop would be cruising by, stop and issue me a ticket. Because when a man takes the stance, there's no question about it - he's taking a piss.

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Thankfully, at a stop sign, I noticed a mall parking lot...not many cars, few people strolling around. No way would I make it any farther than removing my seatbelt, exiting the car, and unzipping. And even that was a close call.

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If there were cameras, I didn't know about them - or care for that matter.

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We men do have it good when it comes to that. We can pretty much piss anywhere if the need arises.

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Thank God I have a cock.

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A Little Bit of Fun

Well, today, I've got nothin'. So...maybe it's time for a little fun.

New meaning to "beat your meat"

Speazze triplets game: Winner gets suck to it first.

Can you find the QuarterBack?

Well, that's one way to hide that you're pissing in the shower.

Just how big are those Minnows?

"See, bitches? I told you he was hung."

That hot dog is worth at least $1.00.

Well, you have to wash off the cum somehow.

Got a little carried away with the razor. But, evidently HE likes it.

Found the boner pic; now looking for the one to stroke to.

Hike the dress, lower the panties, but not quite subtle enough to avoid detection

"Vintage cars give me a boner!"

Didn't those two see the sign? Shirts required!

The designer HAD to know this would happen.

Somebody forgot their jock and cup

Just ... LOL.