You should have heard about this already - but, I find it amazing. Texas state Representative Jessica Farrar introduced HB 4260 to criticize her colleagues regarding their continual meddling in women's health. The bill, called the "Man's Right to Know" would make Male Masturbation a crime punishable by a $100 fine, and any ejaculate must be preserved for consumption by a wife. The Bill also imposes additional tests and a 24-hour waiting period if a male needs a Colonoscopy or wants a Vasectomy, and require doctors to perform a Digital Rectal Exam on any man before he can receive a prescription for ED.
Her male colleagues are calling her bluff by advancing it through the legislature. There is no word on whether Republican Governor Greg Abbot will sign the bill should it make it to his desk. (Where, I have no doubt, given men's propensity for jacking off, he has stroked out a few loads.)
Today is Memorial Day in the United States. It is a day to remember those who served and gave their lives to preserve the freedoms we have. Take a moment or two today to give thanks to them.
And thank whatever higher power you believe in that, should HB 4260 become law, you don't live in Texas.
You know you would be bankrupt within months. LOL.
What would your fine amount to in a month's time?