Friday, February 19, 2016

Right or Left?

Right, or Left?
"Which way do you hang," asked Dr. Oz of the men in the audience
"And, don't say it's straight down the center - it's not true."
"So, Right?"
"Or, Left," he asked the audience again.
If you don't know, off hand, check it out
According to the good doctor, it is determined by which testicle hangs the lowest (for most guys, it's the left)
 That ball hanging lower provides the room for your cock.


Though it's not typical, it may even do the same with a boner...
a slight bend, or lean, to one side
 or the other


That's a little tidbit on male anatomy that I didn't know.
I'm a left. Which are you?


AOM said...

Same as my political views - Left! : ) Thanks for a great week, brother! Wishing you a bonerific jizztastic weekend! Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

A French Patrick said...

It's straight down the center, but you are goig to say that it's not true. Not that you are wrong, but any rule has its exceptions. The proof, I have never needed squares when I studied the geometry, I already had what is needed.
You don't trust me? That makes me sad, coming from a friend such as you!!! But I must confess that you are right.
But what is the problem as long as that adapts itself to the hole and that we feel comfortable in its warm and wet depths?

I wish you a wondrous weekend, mon chéri, with a lot of not less warm and wet bisous.


I'm left too! I remember reading a book some years ago. When the main character took his new "boy" to the tailor to have clothes made, the tailor asked, "Which way do you dress, right or left"? Great selection once more! Have had a message from Paul! Will email you later! Hugs, Patrick

RockHard said...

Used to be left. Then left one atrophied due to nerve damage during hernia surgery. By the time I got an implant the scrotum had changed. Now I'm right. Have I had the best of both worlds? lol Wife couldn't understand. I didn't want to lose any of my bulge. My penis is poker straight. Always has been. Even as a youth it didn't angle upward or point left or right.

Jean WM said...

Amazing what we learn! I'll have to go back to some older posts to make sure.

A French Patrick said...

I have well noticed that you have concluded by saying "I am left". It's well noted.
Therefore I shall go on telling you that you are wrong if by miracle that happens, but I shall cease to say that you are right.

A French Patrick said...

Photo 3 ""So, Right?"
I believe that on the photos, as in a mirror, the left and the right are inverted.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know all of that either. Thanks for posting this because I don't see Dr Oz very often.

Xersex said...

love the pics of your posts. Don't know if i'm a left or a right balled!!!

mistress maddie said...

I to the right, as is the right ball hanging lower. I also tuck to the right in jean when commando. Nothing wrong show what you got right?

SickoRicko said...

Right for me.

Semper Veri said...

I've always been confused by this physical fact. I very much a grower. Meaning my dick can and will shrink to about two inches but will grow from that to a total of six. So... hanging right or left really isn't a thing for me. Granted there are quite a few lengths in-between but hardly ever when I can witness them.

When I saw the post title "Right or Left" I was thinking it was gonna be about using right or left while masturbating. While I wasn't disappointed, left and right handed masturbation is a topic I have been interested in writing about for quite some time. Being a lefty myself it is unusual to find another lefty. Point being while on top of a guy if one is left and one is right and each are jacking their own or each other... hands get in the way where if they were both right or left handed during the task it could go a little smoother.

whkattk said...

@ Semper fi - There have been many suppositions as to the direction of lean - everything from "dress" to masturbation... The dominant hand is usually the one people will use - but, occasionally you'll run across someone who is opposite. Let's poll the readers and ask.

whkattk said...

@ MFP - Mon ami, there are always exceptions to the rule; I'm sure the good doctor knows this. I believe in his statement that he was trying to get the men in the audience to fess up. The first time he asked, only a small contingent actually raised their hands; after he made his bold statement, a very large number of men responded - probably 80% admitted to Left, I'll bet 15% admitted to right, 5% were still too shy to let it be public knowledge. Bisous!

Fit Studs said...

I recognize some male pornstars in some of these photos. :)
Anyways, I choose #6, that boy is totally my type!

Anonymous said...

Always to the right

Anonymous said...

I hang right, but my balls hang at the same level. My right ball is smaller though so that's why my little friend leans that way.

Arnold said...

El chico de la foto 3 en ropa interior blanca, se parece mucho a un amigo mío árabe. Tiene una facilidad pasmosa para ponerse su miembro erecto. Así que cuando lo tengo en casa, aún que no lo tenga previsto, tengo que prepararme para que pueda follarme agusto y se quede tranquilo.