A Wank a Day

Well, it's been a fascinating month. Not that any of us don't masturbate all year long, but having this celebration of it set aside to assist in the normalization of it is pretty damn wonderful.

I hope everyone has enjoyed the posts, and done plenty of celebrating of themselves. Ladies included; but you all need to catch up to the guys in the frequency department.

And, remember men...

A wank a day helps keep the doctor at bay,

and the boner in play.

With or Without Help

First, I would like to wish my blogger friend, Patrick (formerly Lord Patrick), of Men I've Never... an extremely happy 83rd birthday! May your day be delightful in every way possible. Stop by his blog and wish him well.

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Romance By Candlelight

I am not the kind of person who promotes funding pages. But, I am a fan of Dan Skinner. I even have a page dedicated to his work (by permission). Photography isn't cheap to do. Between the proper equipment and paying the models it can be a very expensive proposition. His page on Patreon allows his fans to help pitch in. If you can help, excellent. If not, well, enjoy his work - maybe purchase something through his new t-shirt store at RedBubble.

We All Share Here

You can also follow his WordPress Blog, That Darn Muse, to stay current with him. I don't know if he still follows me here but, if you stop in, Dan, thanks for the beauty you bring to the world.

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We have about reached the end of Masturbation Month. I hope you've all been taking advantage of those boners

and celebrating.

with

or without help

That'll be $100!

You should have heard about this already - but, I find it amazing. Texas state Representative Jessica Farrar introduced HB 4260 to criticize her colleagues regarding their continual meddling in women's health. The bill, called the "Man's Right to Know" would make Male Masturbation a crime punishable by a $100 fine, and any ejaculate must be preserved for consumption by a wife. The Bill also imposes additional tests and a 24-hour waiting period if a male needs a Colonoscopy or wants a Vasectomy, and require doctors to perform a Digital Rectal Exam on any man before he can receive a prescription for ED.

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"Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child." See CNN where you can read HB 4260.

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Her male colleagues are calling her bluff by advancing it through the legislature. There is no word on whether Republican Governor Greg Abbot will sign the bill should it make it to his desk. (Where, I have no doubt, given men's propensity for jacking off, he has stroked out a few loads.)

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Today is Memorial Day in the United States. It is a day to remember those who served and gave their lives to preserve the freedoms we have. Take a moment or two today to give thanks to them.

And thank whatever higher power you believe in that, should HB 4260 become law, you don't live in Texas. 

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You know you would be bankrupt within months. LOL.

What would your fine amount to in a month's time?