5 Pound Weights

 Good morning.

"I been whacking off twice a day for a week and my nuts still feel like a couple of 5 pound weights. WTF dude?"

Chalk it up to a spike in your testosterone. It's not uncommon at this time of year.

There's a reason adages (sayings) are passed down from generation to generation. "Springtime: when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love," is just a very fancy way of saying Spring makes  guys horny.

It's nothing to worry about. Just keep on doing what you're doing, and eventually things will level off.

Besides, it's Masturbation Month. Celebrate it.

May Day

 Good morning.

🎼🎶It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May.🎶 

~ from Camelot, music and lyrics by Lerner and Lowe.

Dancers courtesy of French Patrick

Happy May Day. 

His, Yours, Or...

 

Good morning.

"I took my son to the gym with me over the weekend for two reasons: To get him to establish regular exercise, and to make him understand he doesn't need to be ashamed of his dick like I've heard so many are now. The gang showers he got quite the education. What's the deal with guys getting chubs and hard-ons in the showers?"

First, let me congratulate you on making sure he gets exercise. Too many do nothing but play on their electronics. Second, Bravo! for helping him be comfortable in his own skin. It's what we are born with and we shouldn't be ashamed. 

Now, on to the chubs and boners. I'm sure you've been in the gym showers before. Apparently, you didn't pay much attention. Not that I would expect you to. But seeing a man's cock start to get hard when he's washing it shouldn't be that difficult to understand. Soapy, slick hands sliding over and around can cause unintended arousal. It's a physiological response.

If you've given him the proper information and education, he'll know it's normal and something he should shrug off and take in stride.

Whether it's his, yours, or someone else's.

Sort Of

 

Good morning.

I guess.

Sort of. If I have to.

😉

The Monday Funnies

Well, I failed that test.