Morning.
"OK, so answer me this ... Why is it that all the porn guys have perfectly pink buttholes?
Is there a special anal bleach/procedure that they use to gain/maintain their pinkness? "
Yep. They do get them bleached. Aestheticians can do it, but there are also gels you can get formulated specifically for that purpose. Musely --- the pharma company --- sells one ($33 US) with a prescription that (I think) they will give you via TeleHealth.
The adult entertainment industry uses all kinds of "tricks of the trade." The guys are prepped and fluffed before the cameras ever start rolling. And camera angles are used to their best effect to make their stars appear to be more "hung" than they truly are. Just things to keep in mind as you scroll the porn sites.
I hope everyone had a great Christmas / Kwanza / Hannukah.
And I send special thanks to Bruce and Bryn. Without the B Boys, there wouldn't have been any Christmas Chuckles. And, in complete honesty ---- the majority of Monday Giggles and Midweek Mirth are supplied by them.
You didn't really think I'd collected thousands of those things all by myself, did you? Hoist a glass of Thanks in their honor!