Your Absolute Best

 

I watched the Carol Burnett 90th Birthday special the other night and they showed this very funny clip from The Larry Sanders Show.

 

Which reminded me that Summer has arrived in the Northern Hemisphere.

That means a lot of guys will be switching out the jeans for shorts. 

Some manscaping might be in order.

Now, if you don't want a partner to take up the razor or take one up yourself, perhaps a Manscaping Service might be in order. They do exist. As one of his fellow barbers puts it in the below video, "It's time to tidy up a bit down there."

So you can present your absolute best.

Fast Approaching

 

We're fast approaching May; the monthlong Masturbation Celebration.

You'd think that National Cum Day would land in there, somewhere.

But, according to WhatNationalDayIsIt, that happens on September 24.

Isn't it nice that things like this are spread throughout the year to extend our enjoyment?

Own Devices

 

Today other things are occupying my mind; having trouble concentrating on any particular task.

It's like chaos in my head looking for the right thing that's demanding my attention.

I leave you all to your own devices. Whatever that may be, I hope you have a good day.

Boner Maintenance During Sex

 

"can u settle a argument 4 me? we have a good time but my wife doesn't like i stroke my dick during sex. it helps keep it hard. i thot all guys did this btween actual fucking.am i wrong?"

I can try. As was mentioned last week: Not all boners are created equal. There will be times when it comes in handy --- pun intended --- to keep a fist wrapped around your cock and stroking while you're doing other things...say, going down on her.

You lose your boner and, suddenly, she's ready but your cock isn't.

Now what? Now you're both having to wait until you're able to get hard enough again.

On the other hand --- pun intended --- if you're stroking your cock and playing with your balls, you're ready when she gives you the signal.

This is something guys understand. Dare I say it? If you hooked up with a man, there would be no complaints.

Guys use their hands. All. The. Time. Even if we're not jacking off, but just lazing around relaxing it's not uncommon to reach a hand down and fondle. Why? Because it feels nice. We enjoy the sensations. We like the feel of a boner.

You need to tell her to chill out and leave the boner maintenance to you.