Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Justified?

 

Morning


"We vacay every year with another couple at a beach rental for 2 wks. My wife refuses to have any sex and my nuts get to aching. My buddys wife refuses him too. He says if it happens this year when the girls take their shopping sprees he'll be in the balcony with coconut oil and a towel. What do you think? Would it be ok to invite myself?"


Is anyone extremely vocal during sex? Are headboards banging adjoining walls? Do bedsprings squeak real loud?


If the answer to those is "no," then your wives are being unreasonable. But, "no" means "no" regardless of who is saying it. In such case, I don't blame your buddy at all for taking matters into his own hands.


Here's the thing: There is no reason to suffer when the solution is right at your fingertips. You've got hands that can reach your cock and jacking off will resolve your issue.

Should you join him? As indirect as it may be, he's made the offer by telling you where you can find him and what he'll be doing. He's being open and honest without shame. I say, grab a towel and head on out to the balcony.







Readers? Justified, or not?


Monday, June 1, 2026

Friday, May 29, 2026

Clothing-Optional

 

Morning

The A/C is fixed. Just in time for the temps to skyrocket back into triple digits this weekend. Gosh, I wish I lived where the temperatures were more stable...and ocean water was at a (fairly) constant 80°F, and there was a clothing-optional beach.
















Instead, I'll have to be satisfied with the pool.

If only the damn thing would get warm enough to get in!


Thursday, May 28, 2026

Oh, FFS!!!

 

Morning

Oh, for fuck sake.

I think his brain was circumcised. And Infant Tylenol at a very low dose would be used - only if necessary. Otherwise, it can be extremely dangerous. Whether you agree with the procedure or not, it's still an accepted practice in the U.S. Some due to religious ideology, some due to aesthetics, some due to severe phimosis or paraphimosis, some due to the original idea that it was medically healthy over the long run.



Both the Mayo and Cleveland Clinic indicate that the foreskin retains sexual secretions which can harbor infectious diseases (HIV, HPV, etc). If the area is not cleaned properly, well.... But who goes from a romp and immediately into a shower? No one I've ever known. So, it makes sense.


I've been thinking about the origins for a long time now --- aside from the Jewish and Islamic religions. Let's consider the Christian ideology. How likely is it that one of their basic reasons for circumcision was a means to discourage masturbation?






If a male is not circumcised, the foreskin needs to be drawn back to wash the glans. Guys know washing their dicks can and does lead to an erection. Or at least a semi-erection. It is direct stimulation. The erection can easily lead to masturbation.
Hmmmm....



What do you think, Readers?