Survival Rate

 

Morning

Yes, I know yesterday was Buddy Ball Check Day.

BUT

So I wanted to do a post on it without missing Midweek Mirth. The Testicular Self-Exam exists for a reason. When detected early, the survival rate is over 95%. It also means you can typically avoid chemo and/or radiation therapy.

Why is it so important?

Most ball cancers are painless. We don't notice anything amiss until tumors have grown large and become painful. If you've waited that long to seek medical attention, well....

Not that many guys need an excuse.

In addition to getting your balls nice and warm first, 

and then normal rolling each testicle between thumb and forefinger,

Another early detection test is to look for blood in the semen.

So, this month, go the extra mile. Take the time to "run one off." Capture your cum on a piece of white paper (or other contrasting background) and look for traces of pink or red.

If you notice that, or any odd lumps, grab your phone and make an appointment with your doctor. Or go straight to a Urologist if you can.

Very Happily

 

Morning

It's Tax Day in the US. From the moment my feet touched the ground after being behind the Iron Curtain, I have very happily paid my taxes. I only wish that the wealthy felt the same.

Midweek Mirth

And you'd never run out of pastries, either.

Those Kinds of Days

Morning

"you ever have days when your dick won't leave you alone and your like calm the fuck down?"

You mean days that it's hard when you wake up, hard during the morning piss, hard in the shower, and still hard when you dress? Then continues to pop up at random times all day long?? And you can't wait to get home and take care of it???

Those kinds of days?

I can pretty much guarantee every man has experienced that.