Spot On / Midweek Mirth

Morning

Well, the issue with comments continues. So, as an example, here are a couple comments I tried to leave yesterday.

This one for Sixpence:

Big says (if blogger publishes the comment),

Thanks for the Deep Dive. I knew about the fuckery with the warnings (I get them randomly, even when there are no boners) and comments issues (I seem to be allowed 1 per day now), but sure didn't know all that you posted. Like Mads, I've been very tempted to just....stop posting.
XOXO

This one for Rick:

Rick,
My Follower numbers fluctuate like that, as well. At 1064, drops to 1043 or 1042 and stays there for a couple days, then shoots back up. For a while, the number would drop but then increase when shooting back up. But it's been at 1064 for more than a month now.
Maddie's suggestion to go read Six's post on the Blogger issue is spot on.

You might also notice the hodge-podge spacing and font sizes. Can no longer fix them---just another area where Blogger is getting hosed.

Midweek Mirth

Readers, if you are able to leave comments, what browser software are you using?

Hydraulics Required

Morning.

Last week, a Faithful Reader sent this question:

"Given the relative high viscosity of semen, what are the hydraulics required to shoot it three to four feet out the end of the cock?  This amazes me, especially given the length from the prostate gland to the end of the boner and the pressure drop while travelling through the pee tube.
 
Thanks for your help and your blog!"

So, I did some digging. This is a good question.... Since the most satisfactory ejaculations are the ones with the most volume of cum and the most force, this is something a lot of men are interested in knowing. I've posted the equation v(V), "Volume times Velocity."

According to the Cleveland Clinic: What controls the force of the velocity are the ischiocavernosis and bulbocavernosus muscles surrounding the base of the cock, and the pelvic floor muscles. So those Kegel exercises I've suggested in various posts strengthen those. The level of arousal also plays a part by increasing the amount of cum, which is why a lot of men practice edging. The continued stimulation builds sexual tension, and the volume of cum increases as ejaculation is delayed.

Of course, age is a factor. The younger we are, the more muscle tone we have. Aging robs us of that with fading Testosterone levels.

Last is having a healthy nerve system - spinal cord or pelvic floor injuries may not completely kill the ability to get an erection, but they can reduce the signal pathway to the brain.

The technical info:

The force of ejaculation is primarily determined by the rhythmic, muscular contractions of the bulbocavernosus muscle (at the base of the penis) and the pelvic floor muscles, which squeeze fluid through the urethra.

The exact velocity and volume of the ejaculate are influenced by several core factors:

• Muscle Strength: Stronger pelvic floor muscles result in more forceful expulsions.
• Level of Arousal: Higher levels of sexual excitement trigger stronger nerve signals and more intense muscular contractions.
• Semen Volume: The actual amount of fluid (which dictates the distance of the force) ranges between 1.25 to 5.00 mL. This is affected by your body's hydration, the time since your last ejaculation, and natural hormone levels.
• Age: Younger males generally have more forceful ejaculations, as muscle tone and testosterone levels typically decrease with age.
• Nervous System Health: Intact nerve pathways from the spinal cord to the reproductive system are required to trigger the expulsion phase.

The documented Distance Record:

The maximum documented distance for human ejaculation in credible scientific literature is 8 feet (2.4 meters). This rare distance was noted during sexological studies conducted by researchers Alfred Kinsey as well as Masters and Johnson.

An urban legend widely claims a "world record" of 18 feet 9 inches (5.71 meters) by a man named Horst Schultz. However, investigative reporting confirmed this is a myth; the record does not exist in the Guinness World Records database, and urologists state such a distance is biologically impossible due to the natural limitations of the human reflex.

• The Average Range: For most individuals, semen travels 7 to 12 inches (30–60 cm), though it is entirely normal for it to simply seep out with very little forward propulsion.
• The "Rare" High Range: A small percentage of individuals with highly conditioned pelvic floor muscles and high semen volumes can reach 3 to 6 feet.
• The Maximum Limit: The absolute upper limit of human muscle contraction force tops out at the aforementioned 8 feet.

Still Get

 

Morning

It appears Blogger Bot Defender is not the issue as I thought last week. This morning is the first time since Thursday that I have attempted to leave a comment on any blog. Nope.

Still get "Failed to publish. Try again later."

I do apologize to my Blog friends.

Hope you all had a nice weekend and a lovely 4th.

Monday Giggles

Now Explain....

 

Morning

Digging into my commenting issue. Apparently, Blogger now has a built-in Bot Defender. It's blocking me from making more than X comments in a 24-hour period. Considering I could leave 6 (or so) before getting the "Failed to publish. Try again later." even on my own blog, I think that could be the case. Who knew?

Last week Rabe left the comment "Now explain Moobs...." on the post about third nipples.

Moobs, or Man Boobs, happen for three major reasons, really. 1. We age and lose muscle tone. That includes the pectoral muscles. They sag. 2. Weight can add to the first - or can be the exact cause. 3. Hormone imbalance of Estrogen, which is found in all manner of things, including OTC supplements.

1 & 2 fall into the category of pseudogynecomastia. 

3 falls under actual gynecomastia.

Many, many processed foods contain soy. The products we use (soaps, lotions, shampoos and conditioners) .... many contain lavender. Lavender and soy have natural estrogen. Get too much of it and, well...moobs. It's being noticed by the medical community and thought to be a contributing factor to earlier puberty in females and delayed puberty in males. And perhaps a contributing cause for the increase in men developing breast cancer.

A friend recently underwent a mammogram because of a lump in his pectorals. Turns out his mammary tissue was increasing, preparing for lactation. He was overdosing (taking 10X the recommended amount) on OTC supplements for hair loss.

There are remedies. Lots of men are undergoing surgery when the cause is actual gynecomastia. For the type caused by weight, etc, the remedy is to lose weight, and body contouring or "fat freezing" (being offered by SonoBello).