Friday, November 30, 2012

Snuggle In

We've all made it through another week and November is at a close. It seems as if overnight the trees up here in the Northern Hemisphere shed their clothes for a long winter's nap.

Might be time to snuggle in, kick back and chill out with a hot cup of coffee or hot chocolate...

Or maybe spend some quality time enjoying your favorite thing in the whole wide world...

Then again, any time is a good time for that!
And if someone pokes a head in while you're at it, invite him to join in!

'Cause, remember, this is good for your health...

Have a wonderful, relaxing weekend!

Thursday, November 29, 2012

A Remarkable Boner

Wow! I just noticed this little blog has breeched the one million hit mark. Amazing. So, in honor of this auspicious occasion, a few more selections from the Wood collection. Because realizing that many folks are interested in what I have to say about the male apparatus, how it works, and how to keep it healthy gives me a remarkable boner! LOL!

Until tomorrow...

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Permission to Jack

Our blogger buddy O!Daddie (free2b...) commented on yesterday's post that it would be difficult in many cases to get a wife to agree to such an arrangement. Indeed, it will be more than difficult in most cases.

The key, guys, is that should she agree - most likely reluctantly, at least at first - it will be extremely important for you to continue to give her the attention and love she deserves. You can't suddenly leave her at home, feeling ignored, unwanted, and unattractive. You can't suddenly begin to spend every Friday and Saturday night stroking cock with the guys.

 Jacking off with your buddies is a shared activity. Being with a spouse or partner is a relationship. You must treat them as such. The girlfriend, partner, or spouse does not want you to begin treating them as you do the guys you casually blow a load of jizz with. They don't want you busting nut and walking away! They want equal time and satisfaction and attention; they want a loving, understanding, equal partnership in life.

The guys don't want you treating them as you would a girlfriend, life partner, or spouse. They don't want you demanding things of them; they won't demand things of you. They're happy you've shown up, will appreciate the opportunity to share a good time, don't expect you to be responsible for them getting their rocks off.  They're just as happy stroking and watching you stroke.

They'll be happy to lend a hand, if you like.

Or have you wrap a fist around their pole.

And enjoy that blast of cum.

And hope you'll cum with them again sometime.

And they won't expect anything more of you. Your wife on the other hand will expect more, and rightfully so.

Male Vagabond-age

The lovely Andrea Martinez, purveyor of TMV (The Male Vagabondage) blog has asked to swap links. I was happy to exchange with him! He's got some very lovely photos and gifs over there that you all might enjoy.

So, welcome him as a new Faithful Reader! Go visit his blog:

 and tell him The Whack sent you.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

This Bud's for You


My, my, my... Did you all enjoy Cyber Monday? Did you do any of your holiday shopping? Or did you celebrate the day just surfing porn? Well, perhaps you did a little of both, eh?

A message from a guy at BateWorld asked me how I got so lucky to get my wife to understand buddy jack-off. Well, I think i've covered this subject before, but what the hell - if there are straight guys out there who are Faithful Readers who need the info, here we go.

Mutual masturbation does not mean you are gay and is not going to "turn you gay" - so that's probably the first question (read: Worry) any spouse or girlfriend is going to have. Hell, folks, it doesn't even mean you're Bi. The next thing is going to be the insinuation that jacking off with a few friends while watching porn and drinking a few brews is cheating. Nope. It's not any more akin to cheating than if you hid in the bathroom to pound one out. So once you've managed to convince her it's not "gay" the next step is to convince her that jacking off is not cheating.

This is an emotional response from women, because their brains are wired quite a bit differently from ours when it comes to sexual things. They must first understand that our urge to get our rocks off has nothing to do with emotion for us. There's quite a huge difference between making love to a partner or spouse and whacking our willies - which we do for a long list of reasons (that you can find in the archives of the blog). And it's borne out of insecurity: Doesn't he find me attractive enough? Am I doing something wrong, don't I stroke it right?

And, before you guys go getting all high and mighty about insecurities, we've got plenty of our own when we discover our spouses or partners have discovered the joys of solo - particularly if there are vibrators involved. What's wrong with using my dick? Isn't it enough for her, long enough, fat enough? No, guys - she wants and needs solo time for many of the same reasons you do. So, want another piece of ammunition in your arsenal for stroking snakes with your buds? Encourage her to masturbate! Masturbate together, side by side. (You'd be amazed at the things you can learn by watching her do herself. And vice versa, by the way.)

The next step is to help them understand that pounding your puds together can be likened to the same kind of "bonding" she does when she meets her girlfriends for an all day shopping and gossip spree. We're hangin with our buddies, we may play some poker, or watch a game, or put some porn into the DVD, have a few beers... and talk about sex... and maybe someone gets a boner watching the porn. He starts kneading that bulge... You notice... and you stop trying to hide the fact that your cock is snaking its way down your pantleg, or raging against your zipper. And hands get busy for the needed relief.

We're just horny, in need of getting a load off. The bonding comes from the realization that you're all guys, you all get horny, you all get raging hard-ons, all masturbate - and enjoy the hell out of it!! - and acknowledge the fact that you belong to this club, this brotherhood, called Men.

 It ain't gonna be easy, guys. It ain't gonna happen all in one conversation. It may take weeks, maybe even months before she understands it's got nothing to do with her, your relationship with her, or your feelings for her. And it may end up as mine did. She's good with it as long as she knows about it - as long as I tell her ahead of time, "I think I need to get in some guy time this weekend." Or, "I've been invited to the poker party for Saturday night. Is that okay?"