Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Allergic to Cum II

Ready for another surprise? Males can be allergic to their own semen.

It's extremely rare, but it happens. Called Postorgasmic Illness Syndrome (POIS), it causes flu-like symptoms immediately after ejaculation, and (in some cases) cognitive symptoms that can last as long as a week.

"If you exhibit flu-like symptoms immediately after ejaculation, it's possible you may be allergic to your own semen, according to a [2011] article by Reuters in the Times. ... In one study, 33 Dutch men who were diagnosed with POIS were given a skin-prick test with a diluted form of the their own semen - a standard allergy test.
"Postorgasmic illness syndrome (POIS) is a syndrome in which men have chronic physical and cognitive symptoms immediately following ejaculation in the absence of a local genital reaction. The symptoms last for up to a week." You can read more here: Postorgasmic illness syndrome - Wikipedia

Now, that would be a true problem.

Monday, July 30, 2018

Allergic to Cum

"My buddy's girlfriend says she's allergic to cum. Is that a thing? He says she always want him to get her off but she won't return the favor. She won't jack him or suck him off, and absolutely no fucking. Is this some bogus way to put him off rather than getting him off?"
Oh, it's a thing, all right. It's a form of contact dermatitis - a rash develops that can burn, itch, and be downright painful.

Sperm allergy, sometimes called semen allergy or seminal plasma hypersensitivity, is a rare allergic reaction to proteins found in a man's semen. It mostly affects women. Some common symptoms of sperm allergy are redness, swelling, pain, itching, and a burning sensation in the vaginal area. - ISSM

Remember, medicine has long thought that unejaculated semen is actually toxic to men and is at least partly responsible for prostate cancer. So, it shouldn't surprise anyone that it could cause adverse reactions in some women.

Suggest to your friend that he use a condom - even if he's just looking for a hand job.

If she still refuses to get him off after he's taken care of her needs.... Well, it may not seem fair, but men have been doing this to women for centuries. That doesn't make it right, I know. But, if sex is important to him, he's tired of going home and jacking off...

he needs to find a partner who isn't allergic to cum.

Friday, July 27, 2018

Boners Are At Stake

The headline reads: 

Science Reveals Moderate Alcohol Consumption can Make You Jizz More

That is the kind of stuff you'll find online which is very misleading. And dangerous. If the online magazine that used that headline had a reputation for doing satire, like The Onion,  maybe it would be funny and taken as such.
If the people (men) who stumble across that article don't bother to read the actual Journal report, they will believe they can increase the volume of their ejaculations by drinking alcohol.
But, the article cites a study in the Journal of Andrology, and reprinted in the Wiley Online Library, which states moderate consumption of alcohol may raise sperm count. The article goes on to misrepresent the study, done by a licensed Fertility Clinic.
Guys, be cautious about the stuff you read online.
Your boners are at stake.

 Have a good weekend. Go ahead, have a drink or two. But before you have more, consider your cock.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

I Need a Laugh

Not a good day. Had trouble standing this morning. So, let's try to lighten things, shall we?
Now that's what you call inseparable

Cream in your coffee?

Better hope that thing doesn't go off.
Praying will not make it bigger

Holy crap! Dude, how long has it been?

I need to be measured!

I mean, come on! What if we want a snack while we J/O
No, we're not having dick for lunch!

New grocery product

And don't piss on the floor

Who'd get any sleep???
We'll try, but seriously....

I have a meeting - need to keep the suit clean and wrinkle-free
I want what HE'S having
Enjoy your day.