Wednesday Headlines

 

Good morning.

Have a happy Wednesday with some weird headlines.

I've seen guys do the towel dance to block their cocks, 

But never showering while wearing jock straps.

Human Touch

 

"As a masseuse I get that sometimes an erection will occur especially if a guy is young or it's the first few times getting a massage. We're taught about that in school. But why do so many guys come in for a massage and expect me to get them off?"

Before the M. D. took away the ability, my cock used get hard every damn time. Didn't matter who was doing the massage, it was Boner City. The women pretty much ignored it. The guys would see it as a sign of relaxation. For them it was simply doing their job. And it was always appreciated.

For the most part, are the guys who ask single? No spouse, no partner, no significant other? Because, regardless of how much an unattached dude masturbates, it's the need for human connection, human touch.

Don't disparage them if they hint around about it, or even if they're straight-forward enough to ask. All you need to do is express a gentle refusal, finish the massage, and send them on their way.

Start Your Week

 

Good morning.

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving  or Friendsgiving and great long weekend. That you were able to enjoy some quiet time, too.

Here are a few Monday Giggles to start your week.

Happy Monday

Little Provocation

 

A friend in the military once said he had as much sex as he possibly could because his philosophy was "use it before you lose it." He was never embarrassed about jacking off. He'd get happy ending massages, he'd cruise the bars and get laid and still show up at the weekly circle jerks.

Ah, youth....

Those were the days when it seemed like little to no provocation would cause a boner.

Have a good weekend. May you need little provocation.