Be Satisfied

 

Good morning.

"Did you know men can die with an erection? My dad passed away very suddenly. Imagine my shock to see him with a full erection - which I covered up before my mom noticed it. WTF? How is this possible?"

While extremely rare, the phenomenon has been reported. It's not something that coroners put into a report, or that morticians will report to relatives. Specifically, it is a side effect of suffocation - as the body is being depleted of oxygenated blood, blood rushes to the organs to help them survive. That firmness of  erection is one of the attractions of erotic and auto-erotic asphyxiation --- which I do not recommend as it's likely the cause of most death erections.

Years ago, a friend's son was found dead with his boner in hand and cum on the floor. His parents were devastated and didn't understand what had happened. They thought he'd been murdered, but there was zero evidence of anyone else in the apartment.

Be satisfied with the quality and firmness of your boners without the help of depriving your brain of oxygen.

I'm not suggesting that this is what happened with your father, it's simply one way a man might die with a boner.

Taking Care of Business

 

Good morning.

"How long should a guys morning boner last? My boyfriend wakes up with one and it's still hard while he's showered and shaved. Sometimes he's tucking it into his pants to go to work."

Most guys lose the morning wood during the morning piss.

One reason could be the level of testosterone, which is always highest in the morning because it's replenished at we sleep. (Which is why doctors always want T level checked first thing in the morning.)

The other reason is sensitivity. The harder the cock, the more sensitive it will be, and any stimulation will keep it going. If he feels it's a problem, he might want to try taming the beast as he showers.

That is, if it's not going to upset you that he's taking care of business.

Varying Degrees

 

Good morning.

"We settled into bed last night and my cock got bigger and harder than it has in years. It was a glorious session that lasted a good 30 minutes and ended with so much jizz like I hadn't cum in months. My morning wood is usually gone by the time i go to pee but his morning my boner stuck around so long I had to stand back from the counter to pour my coffee. I'm not complaining mind you I'm just wondering if its residual effects of the cialis from a couple days ago."

I'm glad you aren't complaining about that. What guy would?

Boner pills have varying degrees of lasting effectiveness

 Cialis, according to Drug.com:

"Cialis usually takes about 30 minutes to take effect with sexual stimulation and its effect lasts for up to 36 hours, which is why it is sometimes referred to as a “weekend pill”. "

That indicates you should have a

Very Happy and Prolific Masturbation Month.

Nicotine and Boners

 

Bizzaro things happening. For some reason, an anti-virus software ran a weekly clean-up routine yesterday and disabled Google. It took quite a bit of finagling to get it running again.

Also bizarre, Monsoon season hit a good month early. It's mid-June and we still haven't topped 100F. Today it's cloudy, raining with slight winds, and 62F. The pool still hasn't warmed up above 78F.

Makes one wonder if the Summer heat will extend now through September.

A few days ago, French Patrick asked if smoking will have an effect on boners.

Yep. It does. The why of it is all tied to blood flow. According to University Hospitals, "Nicotine causes blood vessels to constrict, reducing to all the organs, including the penis. Therefore, men who smoke or vape are at higher risk of ED."

Interestingly enough, according to the National Institutes of Health, quitting "rapidly improves penile tumescence and rigidity."

That is, of course, if one does not engage a nicotine replacement system such as gum or patches.

Have a great weekend!