A question from JoyLovePeaceHappiness regarding thrusting against the mattress:
"...dry humping. I like it but find it rough on the dick. How can I get some lubrication while "dry" humping or fucking my bed?"
The time guys give the mattress the most workout is the morning boner.
Outside of that, using the roughness (or softness) of the sheets or blankets might be good for a different sensation.
But, if you like the thrusting action and want to add lubrication it can be a bit tricky. Of course, the easiest way is to simply pour some out onto the sheet. Or, if you're what we used to call a "leaker" then pre-cum works its magic.
However, if you like sleeping on clean sheets....
The other solution is to put lube on, reach under yourself. Rather than grip the cock, you'll lay it along the palm of your stationary hand and thrust.
Guys, any other suggestions for your fellow Faithful Reader?
12 comments:
All I can think of is use a condom filled with lube and then have at it.
Get a fleshjack, lube it up and fuck it. Simples.
Put one or two tee shirts on the sheet first to soak up the mess
I absolutely love this post. I think watching a guy hump his bed or a pillow is one of the most erotic things to watch. for me, I would say if the dry hump isn't causing chafing then hump yourself to an oblivion!! For me I only prefer dry humping as adding lube soaks into the material. I don't want a stained mattress and I definitely don't want the smell of lube in my face as I'm trying to lay my head on my pillow.
"The other solution is to put lube on, reach under yourself. Rather than grip the cock, you'll lay it along the palm of your stationary hand and thrust." That actually sounds like the best solution. Hugs and bisous.
I think your lube/palm suggestion is a great one. You always have some great ideas. Does that come from practice? :-)
lubed masturbation sleeve?
It's not exactly lubrication, but a bit of baby powder might help reduce friction without leaving a sticky mess.
Use corn starch. Just dump a layer of it on your sheets, and glide away. I learned this accidentally when I had a bad sun burn on my back and chest and my mom dumped a box of corn starch on my sheets. Being the always horny guy I was, I started humping, and OMFG, I learned a whole new technique.
The lube/palm idea works. So does a T-shirt. My personal got to tactic is to use my husband. I either rub against his hairy thigh or (if he is my big spoon) I wriggle my ass against him and he reaches around and takes care of me. The second method lets me give his morning wood some needed attention which leads to morning sex and a steamy shower for two afterwards.
-Bryn
I've been humping my mattresses or pillows since puberty, and it's always awesome!
It was a process of trail and error to find the best method, and one that wouldn't stain the sheets or pillows! First, lay a large towel on the mattress or pillow to prevent cum and lube stains. Then take a large baggie (the kind that come with twist ties, a ziplock baggie is sharp) and put some oil-based lube in it, Crisco is perfect and cheap, and spread it all over the inside. Take a hand towel and put the baggie in it, then roll the towel into a Fleshjack looking cylinder. Pull the open end of the baggie through one of the ends and spread it open, poking in with your finger to create a fuck tunnell. Tie the towel with shoes laces to keep it from opening, make sure it's not too tight, and insert your boner.
The sensation is so amazing you might not even miss having a partner. Lay on the mattress or pillow and thrust into the slick tunnel. It will give you an orgasm that will blow your mind. Don't be surprised if this becomes the only way you want to masturbate.
We can also masturbate between two mattresses as we see at
https://yourfrenchpatrick.newtumbl.com/post/2973199
Bisous.
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