Morning
"For a variety of reasons we have our three adult sons back home and living with us. I managed to curtail the expensive use of paper products but now my wife is getting aggravated with having to wash hand towels so often. Any suggestions?"
I assume you're talking about clean-up after masturbation.
Ah, the hierarchy of cumrags is in play.
My suggestion is a large bag of shop towels.
It's possible that Home Depot, Lowes, or Ace have similar products, and perhaps cheaper, but you can get a bag of 25 towels for $8.29 at Wiping World (pictured above). Once used, they can be put into a specific laundry bin and washed separately.
Allow me to also suggest that you and your sons take turns doing that particular load of laundry.
You're adults and should be sharing the chores around the house. If you'd been doing that in the first place, it's possible that their mom wouldn't have known why the towel supply was always low, so fast.
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You're not going to suggest abstinence, are you? Life is so good...
In my opinion, the idea of sharing is the best solution.
Jeff
No other suggestions, love the hierarchy of cum rags and this entire post, fascinating.
Can't whack off in the shower, eh?
Jack off in the toilet or in the shower. Other than that, eat your own! LOL
Shop/bar towels would be the best.
I would never....
A dad who remembers his youth, I would guess.
The Hierarchy is a classic!
I'd hate to see that water bill, or the power/heating bill for three guys on a daily basis.
Shower would certainly work, except for the bills to pay for the water and heating it. On the toilet works for quick wanks.
Ah, I didn't think of bar towels. Good suggestion, Rick!
Shoot in your hand and eat it..... Why waiste the protein!!!
You can also get packs of micro-fiber towels...
If the brothers get along -really- well, there shouldn't -be- and towel residue! (;
Bar towels from the $1.25 store is what I use.
I have used specially purchased or shop towels for ages. During my early/grunge years, I smeared it around my body or slept in it to wash it off in the morning shower. Partners appreciated the immediate cuddles and not having to sleep in the wet spot. Always hated the idea of somebody using a sock and risking athletes foot on the goods.
You are absolutely right they should all be doing their OWN laundry, period. I was stunned that the mother was complaining about all the new laundry she was doing….. sometimes we can’t see the forest for the trees, hugs and bisous.
In my house we washed separately after a couple of uses. Dad said cum is a men job, so do it!
are all three sons so broke, they cannot affoard to buy some paper towels?
Why wipe it up when it's edible? If the point is saving household expenses, why not discharge it on the back lawn, or in a growing young man?
We bought a pack of a dozen washcloths that we keep handy at bate locations. Just throw them in the wash with everything else after the fluids have dried. With 3 guys jacking off several times a day, you might need more!
LOL.
LOL. No mention of that, but....
Ah, the Dollar General stores, etc. Good option.
It really does make for good body lotion.
Yeah, grown men should be doing their own laundry. Sometimes, moms don't think about that kind of thing. My MIL did and my wife and I had to have the talk with her brother about using the towels. Ha!
Hugs and bisous.
Your dad was right.
That's just thoughtlessness --- on everyone's part. But getting towels for the specific use would save everyone a few bucks along the way.
You weren't the only one to mention the protein aspects. On the back lawn would be fine if no parents were home. If the brothers are close, shall we say, then that's an option.
Frequency might have an impact on how many to purchase, that's for sure.
Agree. And it tastes good too. LOL
You sound like my father !
Or hair gel, just ask Cameron Diaz in "There's Something About Mary".
How is one supposed to interpret the cumrag hierarchy? For example, the dry scratchy towel is closer to the Fuck Yes than the Name Brand TP. Does below the line have a particular significance compared to above the line?
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