Nuts!

Well, I've got nuttin' ready to post... But I have had some wonderful topics passed on to me and I'll get to work on them soon. I promise.

Until then - have a great night! Enjoy what nature has given you.

If that doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will.

Speaking of Balls

And while we’re on the subject of balls… Faithful reader CoreyJo of Corey’s DarkCorner and Other Unreachable Spots, whose blog is always beautiful and makes my cock stand up and pay attention, posed a question the other day.

She is curious as to “why do the balls move around? Not the sac tightening & relaxing because of temperature or nearing orgasm, but the balls themselves. Do they ever stop for any reason?”

 What she witnessed in motion on her Sailor were the Cremaster muscles. These small muscles fall into the category of “smooth muscle” – muscle we have no control over, like the heart. This group of muscles in our bodies operate on auto-pilot.

The scrotum controls optimum temps for sperm production; it “scrunches up” to pull our man-berries up closer to the body when they’re feeling a bit cold and it relaxes when the temperature gets too high. So, in a sense, the scrotum might be grouped into the smooth muscle category as well.

But the cremaster muscles control the position of our nuts for other purposes. They envelope the vas cords and loop and attach to the testicles. These are the muscles that pull your balls up when you’re about to blow your batter. They help to eject the sperm from the Seminal Vesicles (where your little swimmers stay while they grow to maturity) when you cum; they place further pressure on your stones to replace what leaves the seminal vesicles when you cum. It’s also thought that the closer we get to ejaculation, the more rambunctious our thrusting and to keep our cajones from slamming around and getting bruised they get pulled up out of harm’s way. Just as they pull up (though you wouldn’t be aware of it) when you face danger. It’s the body’s defense mechanism for our balls.

So the cremasters keep a check on our nuts as stimulation increases or decreases to protect our precious factories from harm.

But remember, you must still do your part. The cremaster muscles won’t help you avoid a kick to the crotch! I know it’s quite a popular thing to play soccer with the jewels hanging free, but in my opinion those guys are taking an awful chance! Violently bouncing balls as you run the field can cause bruising. Taking a kick to the nuts can cause severe enough trauma to result in losing them.

I don't detect a single guy on that team with a jock strap tucked into their dropped shorts. Enjoy it if you must - but don't be surprised if your balls ache after a game, or if one (or God forbid, both!) gets smashed during play. And don't say that Whkattk didn't warn you!

Did You Forget Your Balls?

And, dammit! I missed Buddy Ball Check Day again.

But, I just know all my readers remembered to do it anyway. You did, didn’t you? Didn’t you??

              Well, consider this your reminder – even if it is a day late! Get those balls out, cup ‘em, feel ‘em, squeeze ‘em, tease ‘em, and please ‘em.

           Then call, email, skype (could be fun, right?), text, facebook, or whatever to remind other guys to do this important task.

           Or get with a buddy and check each others - definitely could be fun!

However you choose to do that Testicular Self Exam - make sure it gets done!

Huh...

It seems as much as I love doing posts to help all you guys improve the experience of whacking off, as much as I love getting information out there for the ladies (so they'll have a better understanding of us - and our cocks), and as much as I love discovering new topics... It would appear there are only so many articles one can come up with.

If anyone has questions or would like me to cover something more specific...feel free to send me an email! I welcome all questions or suggestions!

Keep it strong...Keep it up...Take good care of it...

Buzz Button and Balls

We're all interested in keeping our man-parts healthy, right? So I like finding out about new studies being done to help us attain the goal.

And yet another study telling us that coffee is good for the prostate. The Journal of the National Cancer Institute has recently reported you would reduce your risk of lethal prostate cancer of you drink 1 to 3 cups of coffee per day.

I know it's a repeat, but what ya gonna do?

And more good news for your balls… If you cycle (ride a bicycle or motorcycle) you already know that an improper seat can damage the nerve bundles to your dick. But, a new study done in the Middle East, where bicycles are routinely used, has indicated men who ate honey – which is a source of antioxidants – before cycling had lower levels of free radicals (free radicals may indicate cell damage) in their semen after 8 weeks. “Mix ¼ cup raw, unprocessed honey with water and drink it 90 minutes before your ride,” reports study author Behzad Maleki.

 And… Another study performed in Australia (G’day, Mate!) and Hong Kong found that when cancer-prone mice were fed an extract of turkey-tail mushrooms, they didn’t develop the prostate cancer the control group did. It may be that the extract inhibits the signal pathway which helps keep cancer stem cells alive. And we all know if we didn't have the prostate there'd be little to no pre-cum, or jizz.

FUCK!! British researchers have discovered a new first aid application. Swearing. Results show that people who swear when they get hurt, have a higher tolerance for pain than those who bite their tongues. They suggest, for maximum pain relief, blurt out the word that you find the most offensive. Personally, I think a string of any vulgarities works for me…

Oy!

I hope everyone had a decent weekend and enjoyed the holiday. Things don't seem to be letting up for me... So, again, I leave you all with a bit of eye candy to tide you all over until things settle down.

A few here for CoreyJo - to help her smile... Hope your friend gets better soon!

Be good everyone. You know what to do...

 

Laboring

Well, I know I've rarely (if ever) posted more than once in a single day... But, it's a special occasion - a nice three-day weekend - at least for us here in the States. But I hope all you readers in all the countries "across the pond" will enjoy.

So, here's hoping the only thing you guys will labor over on Monday is your:

Alone...

Or with a buddy or two...

Or maybe in a group - small or large...

Labor over your favorite toy or tool and...

Chill for a while...

And do it all again.

Happy Labor Day, folks!