Big Whack Attack

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

An Introduction

is in order... Yes, by now we've all seen one. Unfortunately, not everyone has been properly introduced.

Say "Hello" to the Cock.

This is Man's Best Friend. Literally. It's more than a transport for taking a leak.

Or a conduit to deliver the seed that fertilzes the egg.

Think of this as a man's Barometer. If he's paying attention it can tell him how other parts of his body are doing. The cock is quite important to his overall health. Droopy dick, drooling jizz, and dribbling piss are quiet signals.

I understand our Faithful Reader's buddy pounding one out on occassion. I think all guys have been there at some time or another. The case of the hornies that just won't let you concentrate on an important task. Your balls feel heavy and there's a dull ache in them. Your cock is twitching, throbbing, demanding attention and it will not be denied! So you run to the men's room, fish out that hard-on and furiously whip out a load; relieved, you stuff it back into your pants, zip up, and go back to your desk to get your work done.

Then there's the case of extreme nerves... You have a presentation to make at the annual meeting and not only is your voice shaking, your hands shake so bad the laser pointer will make the audience dizzy it's bouncing around so much. So, you run to the men's room, lock yourself in the stall and drop your pants. It takes a few minutes to work up a decent boner, but you do and stroke out a decent load. The seratonin flods through your body, you take a few deep breaths, stuff your cock back into your pants, and walk into the meeting with confidence.

These situations are understandable and a quick jerking off is the only way to tame your unruly pecker, or to settle the nerves. But this shouldn't be the way a man should get his nuts off on a regular basis. If you are among the men who resolve the full ball syndrome like that all the time, it's time you introduced yourself to your best buddy.

Find an opportunity to be alone - completely alone. Get naked - no clothing of any kind, not even socks. Now, go stand in front of a mirror and look at yourself. Inspect every millimeter, top to bottom. For each flaw you find, discount it by pointing out something you like. Then, go sit in a chair, or on the couch. Just vegetate... Think about nothing.

If you are the typical guy, without realizing it you'll find your hands playing with your cock, fondling your balls. It may not have gotten stiff, but it's probably filled out a little bit. The goal here is not to stroke and blast a load. The goal is to simply sit and enjoy the sensations.

We guys have done this since we were babies - since we were in the womb for God's sake. Why have you stopped paying attention to this piece of your body? Reacquaint yourself with it right now! Watch it react to your touch; how it twitches when you caress the head, how it grows when you stroke your fingers along its length, how the precum beads and begins to drool down the shaft. It likes what you're doing, it appreciates the loving, caring attention and it rewards you by doing those things.

You should love your dick. Show it how much you love it and it will show you how much it appreciates the love. Your brain will register the wonderful sensations, the beautiful feelings your cock delivers. Learn to enjoy those moments, rather than rushing through them.

Monday, September 24, 2012

That's What Friends Are For

Yes, indeed... A friend is invaluable. Especially one who you can talk to about anything, and I do mean anything. A friend who isn't embarrassed about his man parts.

Take for instance the email sent to me last week by a Faithful Reader, who got into a discussion with a buddy about jacking off. Now, the buddy happens to be straight, but a guy should be able to talk to another guy about this regardless of orientation. This straight friend of his made this statement detailing how he goes about masturbating: "Grab cock. Jerk it. Cum in less than a minute and get on with life."

Oh, dear! As you can imagine, here at Big Whack Attack, this gave us pause. A man who, it appears, simply wants to hurry up and get it over with? Just wants to empty the man-berries? Dump the load and be done with it? This is a guy who doesn't appreciate his cock, or what it can do for him.

To my knowledge this is a result of teenage years when a young man is forced to hide what he is doing. It's a furtive activity to be ashamed of rather than an enjoyable past-time of learning. This is caused by either 1. A family atmosphere where sex is never discussed, or it is thought of as dirty and sinful, or 2. Feeling as if one needs to hide the activity from a younger sibling, or 3. Low self-esteem (much more common among men than you might imagine). Or perhaps a combination of all of the above.

No matter the cause, there's a way to remedy this. And that is to have a good friend who isn't afraid or ashamed to explain the benefits of taking your time... to help learn and experience the vast pleasures to be found in the entire body. Men have many erogenous zones. Outside of the obvious (cock, balls, prostate), there are shiveringly delicious sensations to be had everywhere: The neck, throat, ears, lips, inside of the thighs, back of the knees, nipples, there are even erection trigger points on the palms of your hands and the insteps of your feet... Oh, the list goes on and on. But, if you don't think you are worth it, that for some reason you don't deserve to experience these pleasures, you'll never discover them and you'll never know the joy you can bring yourself.

First off, our Faithful Reader must discover why his friend feels his hard-on should be relieved as quickly and clinically as possible in order to treat the root of the problem (no pun intended). Death grip, furious stroking relieves the aching pressure in the balls but few of the benefits are realized.

Yes, it cleans out the pipes, so the risk of prostate cancer is reduced, but what about lowering the blood pressure, what about relieving tension, what about other medicinal benefits like getting rid of a headache or helping the body to relax into a deep sleep? The kind of sleep that allows all those restorative hard-ons to develop.

Over the next few days I'll repeat some of my past posts for this Faithful Reader to pass on to his buddy. He might even go so far as to treat his buddy to a full body massage, letting him experience these other places on the body which deliver pleasurable sensations.

I'm not suggesting a hand job here, no. Just the kind of sensuous massage that might make him get a nice, hard boner without touching his cock or his balls.

Because, even if his friend were open to a nice slow buddy hand job, as many straight guys are, it is much too soon for that! This friend has much to learn before he would even be capable of appreciating the pleasure. Perhaps sometime in the future - after this man has learned to get naked, kick back, and enjoy his cock on his own.