Bonerific!

It's a good day when we've woken up with a good, solid hard-on.

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 It's a good day when we get our share of BOE's.

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As our blogger buddy over at AOM says, "Have a bonerific weekend!"

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Boner Control

We've got no control over Runner's Boner,

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 Road Boner,

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Morning Boner

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Blood oxygen boner (BOE)

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...well, any boner

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Even the ones we get when we engage in any sexual activity.

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The truth of the matter is that we have no control over any hard-on we get. We cannot command our cocks to stand up and we cannot will them to wilt. We are at the mercy of our central nervous system's reaction, of chemicals and signals sent from the brain. No matter when or where they happen or why they happen. 

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The key is to boners is to appreciate each and every one. Even if you don't do anything with it but acknowledge its presence. It's your cock talking to you, telling you you're doing okay.

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Road Boner

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Road Boner or, as I've always referred to it, Highway Boner, is much the same as Runner's Boner; it's another one of the naturally occurring erections men get. These usually crop up (pun intended) on long road trips and are caused by the constant vibrations of the tires on the road, transferred up to the car seat through the frame. That constant vibration over time stimulates the prostate - and, now that we know this is the Male G-Spot it makes perfect sense that we'd develop a hard-on because of it.

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"On his trip across country, Cletus developed such a case of highway boner he had to stroke one out (several times) along the way."

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Even as passengers, we are not immune.

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Of course, with today's smoother suspensions it doesn't happen quite as much as it used to. The closer to the ground, tighter suspension vehicles, like sports cars, are more likely to raise your bar on this score. Since we love it when our cocks get hard, maybe that explains men's love for the sports car...

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...and stroking behind the wheel

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Runner's Boner

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After O!Daddie posted a definition from Urban Dictionary a few weeks back, I signed up to get the 'word of the day' and I'm glad I did. Yesterday's word (phrase?) was "Runner's Boner;" defined, of course, as

"An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking [sic] out of the top of his shorts."

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Allow me to assure you that there is nothing 'mythical' about them - they are a fact of life. When we're exercising, and particularly with running, our package bounces and flops around. The vibrations caused by said flopping cock and bouncing balls get the boner rolling, as it were. As our dicks become aroused, the sensitivity increases. This, in turn, makes it get even harder. Then the rustling of material against the ever more sensitive cockhead serves up a nice, solid stiffy.

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Wearing something under the shorts is no guarantee that we won't sprout wood, either. It may minimize the jiggling and jouncing, but it won't stop it completely and doesn't stop the vibrations at all. In that case, the old stiff soldier can still salute, it's just crammed into a lengthwise bulge that's snaked it's way to the side.

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And, yes, it's true that we can be completely unaware of the fact it may be pushing up out of the waistband, or protruding its way to freedom at the hem of a leg. It's typically after we've come down from the "exercise high" that we might notice a slight breeze, shall we say, and (at least) attempt to stuff it back in. Just don't be surprised if the act of trying to shove it back under cover causes it to twitch and get harder.

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Runner's penis, obviously, is the same thing but without the boner.