Thursday, May 22, 2025

May Is

 


Morning

I bet y'all thought I had forgotten that May is Masturbation Month. Not at all. Not at all.

I hope everyone has been enjoying themselves.







You, too, ladies.

It's been brought to my attention that it is also Military Appreciation Month. I salute my brothers-in-arms and thank them for serving (and remind them of the oath they took when inducted).








Laurent (Workmen and Rednecks) and Larry (Unashamed Male) were both quite helpful in the search for the pen holder in yesterday's post. We had a pretty good idea.


It's exactly as we suspected.

18 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

Hell, every month is masturbation month for me!

SickoRicko said...

Happy Month and what an impressive pen-holder!

whkattk said...

Sadly, some men need a reason or permission.

whkattk said...

It certainly is impressive. Wonder who modeled for it?

Gene Perry said...

OK, I seriously need that pen holder for my home office desk! I scanned the web and couldn't find it. Where can I order it?

CAAZ said...

Happy masturbating everyone, but don't stop at the end of May!

Jean said...

Who modeled for it? Every guy out there is going to say they did, LOL.. Hugs and bisous

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

This needs to be a national holiday.
Let’s celebrate!

XOXO

whkattk said...

Let's ask....

whkattk said...

Absolutely, don't stop. It's good for your health.

whkattk said...

LOL. "I did! I did!" Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

How about on Monday?
XOXO

UtahJock said...

Pen holder https://califaa.com/products/bold-pen-holder-statuette

Anonymous said...

Every month is masturbation month, so I try to do it twice!!! 💦💦

Anonymous said...

Oh, Maddie, I thought it was every day!

Anonymous said...

If only I had the enthusiasm of an enjoyable payoff instead of a genital "sneeze" and no brain reward, I might be enthused to participate more frequently instead of finding the effort more trouble than it is worth and a chore.

Anonymous said...

Does it conceptually work round the other way too with the statuette riding the pen?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad it's not just me that does that!