Dudewipes

 Morning

"I read your post and had to ask. I'm a single mom with two sons and have the issue of washing the towels they use after they masturbate. How do I ask them to rinse them before putting them in the wash basket without embarrassing them?"

You mention it without laughing, without any aggravation in your tone, without any sense of accusation. "Semen stains the towels, could you rinse them out after using them to clean up?"

Or, I have a better solution for you. Buy Dudewipes, and place them in their bathroom. They'll switch to using those. They're much better than a dry towel.

One word of caution: I don't care what the package says, trust my background in civil engineering: wipes are not flushable.

What Timing

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May Is

 

Morning

I bet y'all thought I had forgotten that May is Masturbation Month. Not at all. Not at all.

I hope everyone has been enjoying themselves.

You, too, ladies.

It's been brought to my attention that it is also Military Appreciation Month. I salute my brothers-in-arms and thank them for serving (and remind them of the oath they took when inducted).

Laurent (Workmen and Rednecks) and Larry (Unashamed Male) were both quite helpful in the search for the pen holder in yesterday's post. We had a pretty good idea.

It's exactly as we suspected.

Taking Care of Business

 

Good morning.

"How long should a guys morning boner last? My boyfriend wakes up with one and it's still hard while he's showered and shaved. Sometimes he's tucking it into his pants to go to work."

Most guys lose the morning wood during the morning piss.

One reason could be the level of testosterone, which is always highest in the morning because it's replenished at we sleep. (Which is why doctors always want T level checked first thing in the morning.)

The other reason is sensitivity. The harder the cock, the more sensitive it will be, and any stimulation will keep it going. If he feels it's a problem, he might want to try taming the beast as he showers.

That is, if it's not going to upset you that he's taking care of business.