Justified?

 

Morning

"We vacay every year with another couple at a beach rental for 2 wks. My wife refuses to have any sex and my nuts get to aching. My buddys wife refuses him too. He says if it happens this year when the girls take their shopping sprees he'll be in the balcony with coconut oil and a towel. What do you think? Would it be ok to invite myself?"

Is anyone extremely vocal during sex? Are headboards banging adjoining walls? Do bedsprings squeak real loud?

If the answer to those is "no," then your wives are being unreasonable. But, "no" means "no" regardless of who is saying it. In such case, I don't blame your buddy at all for taking matters into his own hands.

Here's the thing: There is no reason to suffer when the solution is right at your fingertips. You've got hands that can reach your cock and jacking off will resolve your issue.

Should you join him? As indirect as it may be, he's made the offer by telling you where you can find him and what he'll be doing. He's being open and honest without shame. I say, grab a towel and head on out to the balcony.

Readers? Justified, or not?