Showing posts with label driving naked. Show all posts
Showing posts with label driving naked. Show all posts

Friday, August 6, 2021

Rain and Surf

 

The city went into lock-down last April and by May they called my wife back as "essential." Only days off since then were for my eye surgery last June.  Weekends and holidays she worked from home. (There's no such thing as a holiday in the gaming industry. Well, not for employees.) It appears they are going to allow her to take a week off - provided she takes her laptop with her in case they need her to do something.

So, we're trying to plan a road trip toward the end of the month.

Just to get the hell out of town.









Something to look forward to.

If we make it to a beach, so much the better. The most soothing sounds (to me) are rain - and surf.

Maybe I'll get both, since we're hoping to go to the Pacific Northwest.

I've never seen that part of the country.

Thursday, June 10, 2021

Danger Wank

 

"It wouldn't bother me at all to have neighbors looking down on me while I'm naked and jerking off. Hell, I'd give them a real show. Parks, on the street driving, mens rooms, sometimes the more chance of someone seeing me the better."





Your message brings to mind the Urban Word of the Day, "Danger Wank." Essentially, it is deliberately masturbating in a place and at a time with the best chance of being "caught."


While that's not my thing, it won't bother me to have any neighbor seeing me naked.  I have no reason to be ashamed. Yes, even if I were to get a hard-on. So what? I have a cock and that's what cocks do, right?

In fact, the yard guy has already come upon me floating in the pool sporting a boner. Didn't bother me. Didn't appear to bother him. He stood and we chatted for a few minutes and then he went on about his work.

"A reasonable expectation of privacy" means that even if they can see over the fence I have the right to do as I see fit. I think even a judge would say to them, "If you don't like it, don't look. Or put up window coverings."


For me, the issue is not needing to crane my head upwards just to see blue sky.


Monday, April 26, 2021

How Was Yours?

The weather turned super nasty on Saturday. Sustained high winds, gusts up to 50mph, and cold. Sunday, no change. This morning, no change but expected rain. April blows. Right out loud.


April blows. Right out loud. And not in a good way.

AAA to the rescue on Friday. Prorated the old battery, and all is good on the car front.

Got prescriptions for glasses and contacts on Saturday. Sigh of relief. Put in the contact without a problem. I could see again. Now I can't get it out. Sheesh. I may have to deal with two pair of glasses. One for TV and driving, one for reading and computer stuff.



The Oscars. Oh, the Oscars. Pretty lousy telecast. Some surprises in wins. Between Netflix, Prime, and Hulu, we saw every film with nominations in major categories.

I had hoped for Viola Davis, but fully expected Frances McDormand to take home the prize and she did. I feel badly for Glenn Close. Nom #8 and she deserved the win, but foiled again. Hollywood just does not like them any Glenn Close. I expected Chad Boseman, and was really surprised by Anthony Hopkins' win. But he sure as hell deserved it; fantastic performance. Film? Well, IMO, it should've gone to either Sound of Metal or The Trial of the Chicago 7. But I was not surprised by Nomadland taking the statue home. Old Guard Hollywood, you know.
That was my weekend.

How was yours?

Monday, March 22, 2021

A Longer One

 

A little more than a week ago, I posted the opening of my novella. Quite a few folks asked if I would post more. And, some asked for a longer snippet (size matters! LOL) So, picking up where I left off.... (Blue is to give you a lead-in.)

“Oh, he’s dead alright,” Blue Jeans said in response to my question, as he pulled a COVID mask up over his mouth and nose. “Did you know him?”

“Uh, in a way,” my muffled response went. I tried to control the lump in my throat, and begged the tears not to flow. “I mean, we were neighbors and all, you know.”

“Sure.”

“I haven’t seen anything suspicious over here, though.”

“Well, that would make sense. See, he bought the farm up at some campground. A place where folks walk around in the buff all the time. Don’t know as I could do that myself. Everyone staring at my junk.”

I knew the place. Deven had invited me to go with him a couple of months earlier. He poked his head over the back fence as he usually did.

“This whole being locked-up at home thing isn’t going to ruin my annual trip. Hell, it’s paid for, I might as well go.” He brushed light brown hair back and tucked it behind his ears. “You’ve been pretty careful through this, right?”

“I guess. Grocery runs, that’s about it.”

“The guy who usually shares the cabin with me bailed. You want to go?”

His assumption that a clothing optional resort would be right up my alley wasn’t really an assumption at all. All the neighbors knew not to look over the fence unless they wanted an eyeful. Deven happened to be the only one who didn’t mind looking, or at least being open about the fact he did.

It took me about two seconds to decide. I mean, getting the hell out of the house for something other than a grocery run sounded perfect. The everyday drudgery weighed on my spirits. I’d never peeked over into his back yard, so add on that Deven would be nude…I always wondered what all those women found so alluring. Maybe I’d finally get my chance to find out. I arranged vacation time, and in the predawn hours of that Saturday morning, small bags with a few t-shirts each, we were in his low-slung SUV. It was maybe a cross between a utility truck and a station wagon. Three hours in, he turned onto a washboard gravel road. The vehicle bounced against my ass like a vibrator and made me squirm in my seat.

“Gives new meaning to ‘stiff suspension,’ doesn’t it?” He grinned. “Maybe that’s why I hang onto this old rattletrap.”

I laughed and pushed my log to comfort.

He drove another hundred yards, rounded a bend, and pulled off to the side. “This is it.”

I gawked around, stunned. “This? Uh, you said cabin.”

“I did.” He pointed to a sign. “Warning! You are entering a clothing optional area. You may encounter nudity.” He pushed his large frame out and stretched. He shook one leg at a time as if to wake them from slumber. Then he stripped off his shirt, dropped his pants, stepped out of them and tossed everything onto the back seat. My view of him happened to be from the waist down and he scratched at his balls, making his dick flop around. “Go ahead. If you want to, that is. It’s not required.”

Deven strode to the bushes as I asked, “How much further?”

With his head tilted skyward he sighed as he pissed. “A while yet. Half an hour, easy.”

I didn’t think I’d make it the rest of the way without needing him to stop. But taking a leak outside wasn’t exactly in my repertoire. I didn’t know if I could even do it. It was tough enough trying to piss through morning wood, how would I manage this? I inhaled, crawled out of the vehicle and moved to stand before the underbrush. Turning away from Deven, my boner popped loose when I unbuttoned my pants. I kept glancing over my shoulder because I couldn’t pee if someone watched. It took several minutes of straining—at least it seemed like minutes—before the dam burst and the hardness abated.

Nature satisfied, we got back into his car(?), truck(?) and continued on our way; Deven still buck naked, me still clothed. I kept looking down at his crotch hoping for a glimpse of the meat monster that made it so easy for him to get women into his bed.

Almost an hour later, the gravel turned to asphalt and he pulled up under a large portico in front of a beautiful wooden structure. Colorful flowers invaded everywhere your gaze wandered; pots and beds. Two vases on either side of the polished oak door held the most gorgeous Cala Lilies, their fairly broad leaves drifting downward in graceful arcs.

Masks in place, we entered to one large open-beamed room. Couches and casual chairs situated near a huge stone fireplace sat in groupings, square dining tables with seating for four each. At the very rear, long buffet tables sat empty except for empty chafing dishes, lids askew. If this was camping, now I was all in. Stunning and tasteful, the place looked like someone had lifted a photo from Architectural Digest and set it down in the middle of a forest.

A booming voice from my right drew my attention to the small registration desk. “Deven. It’s so good to see you.” Someone in a caftan, bouffant red hair and black stiletto heels ran toward us with open arms, as if a man walking into your hotel lobby with the goods swaying in the breeze would be an everyday occurrence. Air kisses and she turned to me. The smile faded. “No Frank?”

I was instantly grateful I’d kept my clothes on. Not that I’m ashamed of anything. I mean, guys at the gym? No problem. With women, I always feel like they’d be judging things, sizing it up. I think them saying size doesn’t matter is bullshit, and I always imagined them pointing at my cock and laughing.

 “And who is this? Aren’t you going to introduce us?” Arms wide, she moved to engulf me. “I’m Tracy. Welcome to our little retreat.”

Deven swooped in. “Don’t let the tits scare you. They won’t smother you completely.”

“Connor,” my name escaped from the bountiful bosom. “Nice to meet you,”

“Now, come over here and get your key.” Tracy waved an arm, a bright red fingernail pointed. “Your cabin is all ready for you. I took the liberty of airing it out and dusting things down. Now, meals are boxed because of the whole pandemic thing, but I have you down for two. Is there anything you can’t or won’t eat?”

I was pretty sure Deven knew, though I’d never said anything. Hope sprang that spending a week with a gay man didn’t send him running for the car. I thought maybe trying to be funny about it might ease things. “Only fish on two legs.”

A deep furrow knit Tracy’s brow. Deven didn’t react at all. Just as I began to regret my attempt at humor, Tracy guffawed. “Oh, I get it! Well, honey, you don’t have to worry about that around here. I don’t think this place has seen one in decades. It’s just not the right habitat, you know?”

The wrong habitat? Those triple Ds begged to argue. But as long as she didn’t wander around the grounds while we were out and about, I’d be in a comfort zone. Deven collected the key, and accepted another smothering from Tracy. We drove off asphalt onto gravel again. At least this was level and smooth. We passed numerous small spaces, some empty, a couple with pop-up tents and one was tattered and patched. Ugh, who would dare sleep in such a thing? One site with a gleaming Airstream, one with an actual tiny house. One amazing, huge tent, flaps open to reveal a bed, chairs and tables and a crystal chandelier hanging from the center. An awning in front of it spanned a good fifteen feet with party lights strung along the edges, and a firepit in the center. The diversity of “camping” was definitely on display.

The road curved to the north giving way to a cul-de-sac of real structures. Deven parked, and grabbed his clothes and bag of shirts. I picked up my small overnight duffle and we went in. With the exception of a water closet with both a urinal and toilet, and small sink, it was one large room. A couch and two occasional chairs faced a flat screen tv on the wall. A stereo system sat on a table below the television. Hugging the back wall: a single king bed.

That's the end of Chapter 1.











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