Okay, But Why

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Good Help / Midweek Mirth

 

Good morning.

Went out back to check on something and walked up on the yard guy pissing. 🤣

It's just so difficult finding good help these days. 😉

Here's some Midweek Mirth.

Instinct

 

"What is the deal with my husband peeing in the yard all the time? As a woman I don't get the attraction."

You mean, beside the fact that it's possible for guys to piss anywhere when they need to?

It's strictly "a guy thing." Chalk it up to instinct.

Like many other male animals, some men feel the need to mark their territory. They'll piss in different places around the property. If it's obvious another animal has come through and replaced those spots or if it rains, they'll feel the need to mark everything again. I think it really is as simple as that.

Though, living in a drought-stricken area, if all men would pee outside, an awful lot of water could be saved.

Even the most water-efficient toilets utilize more than a gallon per flush; Urinals 10oz per flush. Considering how many times a day each man uses the facilities, that's a lot of water to wash down...well, water.

Outside or....

 

"Been married for a couple months now and my wife just noticed that I piss in the shower first thing in the moring because my dick is too hard to aim at the toilet. She says its gross. I think you posted about this before a long time ago and suggested it which is probably why I do it. I mean I can't be the only guy that takes that first piss of the day in the shower to avoid making a mess everywhere am I?"

Ah, morning wood...so delightful that it's many a guy's favorite spontaneous boner.

But when it comes to trying to take that first whizz of the day, it can also be the most problematic.

We have choices, of course. We can try to wait it out.

But for a lot of guys the boner will not go down until we've managed to pee. Which is where "piss hard" came from. We can try all kinds of weird body contortions.

The biggest mistake most guys make is standing at the toilet and pushing down on the boner. Nope. Not good. All that does is put a crimp in the urethra. So it's not recommended at all.

Standing up straight anywhere that doesn't require careful aim solves the problem. Two choices: Outside or the tub/shower.

What can you say to your wife? When the dancing came to an end, I spent 20 years in civil engineering. So I can assure you that every drain and toilet in the house is connected to the same pipe system. If you use the shower, the shampoo, and soap and water you use to bathe will rinse and clean out any residual urine.