Small Spurts

 

Good morning.

"My fiance sent me in to a slaon spa for the whole shebang. Haircut, facial, mani-pedi, manscape, massage before our wedding because she said she wanted me to be all spriced up for the honeymoon. Everything went well until the manscape (pube trim, and shaft, sack and crack) when he put shaving balm on everything. I came sort of like two small spurts of cum. That was so weird. I mean I would've expected it more with the massage then the waxing because I did get a boner there too. He cleaned me up without a word like it happens all the time. Does it?

p.s. The honeymoon was great."

Congratulation on the marriage! From everything I've heard and read about manscaping, it's very common for men to get an erection. Some aestheticians prefer it because it makes their job easier. The small spontaneous ejaculation? Well, I expect it can happen. But it may have been pre-cum being released. But, he cleaned you up without mentioning it, so it didn't offend him. I wouldn't worry about it. Glad you had a good honeymoon, too.

14 Days until Election Day

but early voting is in progress in many states.

Your Absolute Best

 

I watched the Carol Burnett 90th Birthday special the other night and they showed this very funny clip from The Larry Sanders Show.

 

Which reminded me that Summer has arrived in the Northern Hemisphere.

That means a lot of guys will be switching out the jeans for shorts. 

Some manscaping might be in order.

Now, if you don't want a partner to take up the razor or take one up yourself, perhaps a Manscaping Service might be in order. They do exist. As one of his fellow barbers puts it in the below video, "It's time to tidy up a bit down there."

So you can present your absolute best.

Manscape or Natural

 

Manscaping is a very personal choice. Introduced to the straight community by the original Queer Eye series, it blossomed over the ensuing years.

But has it run its course?

"What's your stance on manscaping? I thought maybe the craziness was on it's way out. My wife and I usually start with a nice session of 69 before movin gon to the main event. But she says if I don't go back to trimming the bush and shaving my dick and balls I can forget about it."

There are more reasons than aesthetics in driving the whole thing. Trimming the front lawn - like a man cares about grooming and looking his best. But some like the sight because it definitely makes the cock appear bigger. Shaving it all off and resembling a prepubescent? Not to my liking at all. But, if that's what a guy prefers, that's what a guy prefers.

Trimming? Been doing it for years. I just think it makes for a neater appearance. Shaving the shaft and the ball sac? That's also a personal choice. I've done it for years now mainly because I find there's less crotch sweat. Therefore, there's less itching. The bonus: No stray hairs in the mouth.

But let me put it to you this way: Do you want those blow jobs, or not?

What say you, Readers?

Do you Manscape or go All Natural?

Another Full Trip

 

It's been another full trip around the sun for the blog. Today marks eleven years of Big Whack Attack, I've done 2,718 posts on Keeping the Man Parts Healthy, Learning to be Proud, Embracing the Presence and Function. There are 924 Faithful Readers. And 23,571 comments left among the 16,200,000+ views.

I know by emails and comments that we have helped a lot of people - men and women - of all orientations deal with and understand a wide range of issues.

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