Elderly Roots

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A Wellness Day

 

Morning.

"Does your company have wellness days? My business partner and me established them recently. The opposite of calling sick? I had woken up with the most exquisite hard-on and when I told him he asked why I came into work. Well, my wife was out of town on business so what was the point of staying home. He told me all the more reason, if it was him he would've stayed home playing with his balls and stroking his cock all day. I laughed but he said to go home and enjoy myself. The next day we talked about it and then sent a memo everyone gets 4 "wellness" days a year to do whatever they want."

Sounds like a terrific idea!

Only one place I worked and it wasn't an official thing. In our department, we could call and give a few really fake coughs into the phone and our boss would chuckle and say, "Okay, see you tomorrow."

I don't think I ever spent an entire day jacking off. But if the weather was good, I'd go for a nude hike. 

In winter, maybe spend the day at the gym because it had separate pools, steam rooms, saunas, and tanning areas for men and women. No clothing was allowed, so I could spend the entire day naked. 

I was bummed out when that job laid me off.