Not Lying

 

Morning.

"i don't get it. me and my boyfriend went to vegas for ny eve and driving on the way home he pushed his pants down. when i asked what he was doing he told me it was all cramped up and he needed to let it out. i mean seriously?"

He's not lying to you. Pushing his pants down and allowing the erection to be free may seem an unlikely solution, but it's by far the best one.

Two things. First, the vibrations of the road can (and do) cause an erection.

Second, having a boner pop up while in a sitting position is without a doubt the most uncomfortable a guy's cock can get. Shoving it down along the thigh can be painful with undue strain against the suspensory ligaments.

Pulling it up along the abdomen can be uncomfortable at best as it pokes into the stomach and the material of his pants presses against the underside cutting off blood flow.

So, cut him some slack. He's the one with the cock. He knows what he's doing.

The Honest Truth

 Good morning.

"Hello from Down Under! We go to the nude beach a lot and see men wandering around and their dicks standing up maybe not all the way but still. My boyfriend and his brother claim guys usually don't even notice. How can a guy not know he's got a stiffie?"

Let's start with the obvious. If the erection is sexually induced, oh, yeah, we know.

If it's not sexually induced, it's one of the numerous ones we get all the time.

The older we get the more we tend to ignore those. Unless it's snaking down a pantleg. We notice those because they're uncomfortable and we need to adjust.

The ones we wake up to (almost) every morning are slightly different because they're harder than the rest and more sensitive. We might even spend a few minutes grinding those into the mattress.

The other reason we notice the morning boner is because we're waiting for it to go down so we can piss. Or trying to figure out how to piss with a hard-on (showers are the best remedy).

Otherwise, we don't notice them.

That's the honest truth.