Thursday, January 2, 2025

Not Lying

 

Morning.

"i don't get it. me and my boyfriend went to vegas for ny eve and driving on the way home he pushed his pants down. when i asked what he was doing he told me it was all cramped up and he needed to let it out. i mean seriously?"

He's not lying to you. Pushing his pants down and allowing the erection to be free may seem an unlikely solution, but it's by far the best one.


Two things. First, the vibrations of the road can (and do) cause an erection.


Second, having a boner pop up while in a sitting position is without a doubt the most uncomfortable a guy's cock can get. Shoving it down along the thigh can be painful with undue strain against the suspensory ligaments.




Pulling it up along the abdomen can be uncomfortable at best as it pokes into the stomach and the material of his pants presses against the underside cutting off blood flow.



So, cut him some slack. He's the one with the cock. He knows what he's doing.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

When a cock is under strain it needs to be pulled out and kissed, licked and then sucked well ! :-)

Cale said...

Lady, if you don’t have one, you don’t know what it’s like. I respect the guy for “having the balls” to do what was necessary.

Mistress Maddie said...

Lol!!!! One of those cramped up erections looks familiar! Hell of my boyfriend did that I wouldn't care one bit. And I have done much the same thing. To the point where if I'm driving, by myself I didn't even pulled off the side to jack off.

Rad said...

Where I come from, that was usually a signal that someone is feeling frisky and wants to play!

Jean said...

Just make sure you keep your seatbelts on. BTW, Having these holidays in the middle of the week is really messing us up. Today was Monday and tomorrow is Friday? Hugs and bisous.

CAAZ said...

I agree with your boyfriend, let it all out. I have had my share of erections in a car, and when able to, pants go down and I jerk off.

uptonking said...

I never complain when a gentleman pulls his trousers down in my car!

Anonymous said...

Do women today have no knowledge of male anatomy? The closest female example would be erect nipples that chafe against constraining clothing, but for men there is a few magnitudes of difference in size and rigidity between erect nipples and a boner that exponentially increases the discomfort for them.

Also, what's with the disgust at men releasing an uncomfortable package, in a car, where no-one else can see? It isn't like women in a relationship with a man haven't seen a boner before and women have no idea of the discomfort men experience: they don't even understand the problem of blue balls.

So gals, if you want men to be sympathetic to your period pains, try to understand men's discomforts too.

whkattk said...

LOL. Well, at least pulled out for comfort.

whkattk said...

I don't know a single guy who has not had to do this at some point in his life - or at least wanted to. This dude did what was necessary to avoid damage.

whkattk said...

Familiar? I would think so!

whkattk said...

It could lead to that...but use caution when driving!

whkattk said...

Definitely keep the seatbelt engaged.
The schedule around here has been so messed up...especially so when she takes extra days off. Not only do I get nothing done, I can't remember what day it is! Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

Letting it out sure avoids damage. But jerking off while driving can lead to... Well, pull off the road when you cum should be the mantra.

whkattk said...

No guy should complain when a fellow male passenger does that. Oh, wait....you meant --- LOL

whkattk said...

It didn't sound so much as "disgust" to me, it seemed more like, "Is this for real?" But, you hit the key problem right there: They don't understand the level of discomfort. Nor do they understand the actual physical damage that might be done.

Anonymous said...

What's up with all the symbolism and signaling that needs to be interpreted (often incorrectly) instead of using your words? Did human beings not develop communication?

Anonymous said...

What gets to me is that so many women immediately jump to how they feel about something as if they are the only ones affected, when it's actually about someone else and their discomfort. So much for being the queens of empathy and sympathy.

whkattk said...

You're right - it is a problem. And men need to start speaking up for themselves, particularly when it comes down to their cocks.