Functioning Equipment

I don't have any particular subject today. So, I leave you with some Eye Candy and suggest that you enjoy yourselves this weekend. Get naked. Be proud of what nature gave you.

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Just because you may not be "model material"

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There's no reason to be ashamed of what you have

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Us "Regular Joe's" can be unashamed, too

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Models have pride in their functioning equipment 

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There's no reason we should be ashamed of ours

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Have a fantastic weekend!

When the Geyser Exceeds Expectations

I'm glad everyone found yesterday's post to be helpful. Lord Patrick, blogger buddy of More of the Same, left a comment to say that we should be careful with the Baking Soda - if left in place too long it can act as a bleach. I'm also glad to hear through comments and emails that all guys have experienced those power geysers which reach unexpected places. Yep. Sometimes, no matter how carefully we may try to aim, we don't always hit the target.

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And, allow me to say that most often we're too caught up in the sensations.

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Though the typical position has us aimed at our own torso

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at the moment of explosion we're no longer thinking about where the cum is going.

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Faithful Reader, Jean, also wants to remind us all that women do worry about errant splatters, but they're also concerned about us plopping our naked asses down on the furniture, rugs, and carpeting without putting something under us.

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Which no doubt stems from dealing with "skid marks" in our briefs on laundry day. However, guys, there is no longer an excuse for those. Wipes aren't just for babies, anymore.

So, go ahead, after you're clean, lounge butt naked where you want.

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And clean up after yourself when the geyser of cum exceeds expectations.

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Cum Stains

It appears the major consensus is that the father should stay long enough to meet his son's friends, lay down the law about no drugs or liquor, not making a wreck of the house, and then leave them to have their fun - 

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But give them a specific time of return. So, there you go, Dad. Good advice from those who have experience in such matters.

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Now, on to a subject I have never covered...

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No matter how well we prepare to protect things that may end up in the flight path, sometimes the force is greater than we expect.

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And, whether we're stroking alone or with a buddy or two, shots or splatters end up where we least expect.

Cum stains. With overnight company someone gets stuck with the wet spot...that pool of cum, or pre-cum from mattress frot, accumulates on the bed sheets.

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Pre-cum will stain your briefs or pants

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How do we clean things up? Is there anything that removes cum stains? God bless the folks over at Stain Guide. Here are their helpful solutions to tell-tale spots and misfired jettisons of jizz,:

Semen Stain Removal from Clothes & Fabrics

Solution 1:

1. Hold fabric stain-side down under cold running water to force water through fabric.

2. Soak and agitate the fabric in cold water until loosened.

3. If the stain remains, rub liquid laundry detergent into the stain and let stand several minutes.

4. Launder according to garment label.

Semen Stain Removal from Carpets & Upholstery

Solution 1:

1. Create a paste from baking soda and water.

2. Apply paste to the spot on the carpet, and scrub with a brush. Once the spot is loosened, use cold water and a towel to wipe it up.

3. Repeat steps 1-2 until stain is gone.

4. Vacuum.

5. Sprinkle baking soda over the spot and let sit for 1 hour. This will eliminate the odor and absorb the rest of the moisture from the carpet.

Solution 2:

1. Scrape off the hard stuff with a dull knife.

2. Blot the area with cold water and a paper towel. Since semen is a protein, avoid hot water, as it will set the stain.

3. Create a dishwasher detergent and cold water mix and blot.

4. Blot with cold water and paper towel.

Have you reached semen stain removal success? I hope so! Then, go have some fun.

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But you might want to put a towel down, just in case.

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Unless, of course, you'll be outdoors where it won't matter if your aim is off.

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