Celebrating PRIDE & Healthy Man Parts
An unexpected consequence of climate change: The migration of the nastiest mosquitos, Aegis Egyptis. They are aggressive and out during full sunlight. The eggs do not need a body of stagnant water, they can dry out and then rehydrate and hatch. The bite causes a blister-like welt, though it will dissipate within a few hours. So much for being outside with coffee or iced tea.
*****sigh*****
The Monday Funnies
Have a good day!
"So my better half went off with her friends for a weekend getaway leaving me to my own devices. I spent the entire time naked and playing with my dick. It was kind of nice for a change. Don't know how many times I came but it felt really, really good and I was totally sated. But now I feel like a total perv."
A total perv? Why? For enjoying yourself?
It actually makes you a pretty normal guy who's "left to his own devices." If you thought it was nice for a change, it was probably exactly what you needed.
Once in a while, we all just need some real me time. You know, when we don't have to worry about satisfying anyone else. We can concentrate on ourselves, taking our time to give pleasure right where we want or need, and how we want, without the need to suggest or ask.
You can take it as quick or as slow as you want. You can stroke dry or sloppy wet with lube. You can spend all the time you want just reveling in the relief of release.
There's absolutely no reason for you to feel guilty.
