Monday, April 3, 2023

Start the Week

 

The Procedure went fine but, brother! the prep is brutal. New formula that immediately causes a facial flush and sweat. Then headache, bloating, and nausea. I dare say, vomiting is not a good thing when the goal is to flush out the gut. Now we wait for lab results on a biopsy of a "small mass." Benign or not, there will be a surgery in my not-too-distant future, at which time I get to go through the prep all over again. Oh, boy!


In the meantime, let's start the week with Monday Giggles.













16 comments:

Your French Patrick said...

I know too, I am not married.
Nice to see you again, I hope you will soon get completely rid of these impediments.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.

Milleson said...

Thanks for all the chuckles today. A question...was your prep the gallon of salted lemonade plus the pint of some other liquid, or was it one of the two new pills you take instead of the liquids? My next scoping is this year and I am insisting my doctor prescribe the pill this time even it isn't covered by my insurance and it's out of pocket. Whatever the results of your biopsy, onward and upward(OUCH), man!

SickoRicko said...

Sorry you'll have to prep again.

I loved the "back legs only" meme.

Mistress Maddie said...

Fingers crossed all results coming in are positive ones.

The meme about the Installed on...ceiling reminds me of the time I was filling out a job application and where it said Sign here....I wrote in ,Scorpio.

Big Dude said...

Always nice to start the week with some laughs, and a couple photos of naked males. Thank you!

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

We're glad the procedure went well. Always coming up with something new in medicine. It is probably time for me to have a test also and am not looking forward to it now.

We have had birthday dinners in our birthday suits. What better way to celebrate. If you spill some food during dinner, it can just be licked off.

Cale said...

Whkattk: Likely you know this already, but April is testicular cancer awareness month. Thirty special days (well, 28 now) to spread the word!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Oh dear.
Prep work for whatever test (or actual surgery) is a pain! Glad it's over.
And these really made me cackle. And I'd watch Jason Momoa playing with himself on repeat for hours.

XOXO

whkattk said...

@ Milleson - It was something fairly new; two 6oz bottles of liquid (nasty tasting) that you drink separated by 8 hours. Each followed by 5 and 4 8oz cups of water, respectively.
They refuse to prescribe the pills here. Evidently, they've been known to cause renal failure as much as 6 months later --- which actually happened to a friend of ours. Still, I would've preferred them and been cautious about watching for renal symptoms.

whkattk said...

@ Maddie - LOL. Only you.... LOL.

whkattk said...

@ Cale - Thank you for the reminder, though!

whkattk said...

@ Six - You and every woman and gay man on the planet! 😎😁

JeanWM said...

ugh. Somehow, there's has to be a better way than that prep. My vote goes for the auto clock: "Now the screen is showing a picture of a man taking a shit next to the clock." 🤣. Hugs and bisous.

Unashamed Male said...

Good luck, Pat, and thanks for the chuckles. -Larry

Xersex said...

neither wife or husby for me, as well!

uptonking said...

Hope all goes well. Thanks for the giggles. Chin up!