Monday, May 6, 2024

So Much

Good morning.

There was so much going on over the weekend. Saturday was Naked Gardening Day.

And the Kentucky Derby was held - to an historic finish.

And Sunday was Cinco de Mayo to honor winning the battle of Puebla to rout out the French. (No, it is not Mexican Independence Day.)

March weather returned, postponing skinny dipping season. Again. Argh!

But, here are the Giggles for a Happy Monday.










Happy Masturbation Month.


11 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

Happy Monday!!!! I didn't do any naked gardening....but I did maybe run one off while in the potting shed.

Your French Patrick said...

My favorite is the one about the viagra mixed with the sleeping tablets...
But I am not sure that it can be true.
Anyway I shall not try.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great Monday.

SickoRicko said...

Terrific bunch of funnies!

Big Dude said...

Great way to start my week...lots of chuckles an nice cocks. I particularly like that uncut dude watering his garden. But cock is cock. I will enjoy Masturbation Month, hoping I can find someone to jack off with. Shoot those jizz loads,brothers!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Whoa.
That first guy, though....


XOXO

Jean said...

So funny. Add this batch to the Friday batch and it’s a doubleheader!

It’s spring here, the ants are marching into my kitchen. ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ
I’m glad I’m not near a nuclear plant.

Yes I have Terro, highly recommended. Hugs and bisous.

uptonking said...

I once mixed up Ambian with my generic viagra.... it was a night I will never remember. Kizzes.

Paul said...

Loved #6! Thank you.

Xersex said...

if they write "caution: do not insert in your mouth or rectum", that means someone tried.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - those little critters come marching in and we show them right back out the door. LOL. Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

@ Xersex - Yep. Probably more than one!