Thursday, February 6, 2025

Well Endowed

 

Morning

"My son has more than just 'a little something extra.' He's hung like a pony and has balls to go with it (and yes, I've seen it - wake-up duty fell to me as soon as he hit puberty). Problem is trying to find comfortable briefs. Bigger than I am and I have issues myself. But even what I wear doesn't fit him.  He started going commando which his mother does not like if he's leaving the house. She says his VPL is too detailed. He's not ashamed of what he's got. Though I told the wife to butt out, anyone have any suggestions?"







I feel your son's pain with trying to cram into briefs. It's why I switched to commando as soon as I was in an office that allowed jeans. My 501s work perfectly well.

Your wife, on the other hand, should have it explained to her this way: What your son is experiencing is like wearing an A-cup bra on Double-D's. I know, she's probably thinking what my mom said because of VPL, "Put on underwear, you want everyone to know what you have?" But, really the only issue was random boners - there's just no real way to disguise them. But, then again, you need to instruct your son about that: "Tuck your boners in your waistband."

But, if you want to try, there are tons of claims, but few actually make the grade. Here are a few I found

$51 - $60 / 3-pk


$20.99 / ea

When I was working and needed to wear briefs, these fit pretty well:

$23.50 / ea

As you can tell, being well-endowed comes with its own issues.

43 comments:

SickoRicko said...

It would have been fun to have that problem when I was young and full of cum. Not now.

CAAZ said...

Love this post and your answer! Thanks for the eye candy too.

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

We use Me Undies. They have a lot of give and are very comfortable. As anything that works, they cost more.

nakedswimmer said...

There are options to buy online, but it's mostly for a gay market.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Huh.
I have known very well endowed men and they go for boxer briefs most of the time and I’m talking eight and nine. Off the rack briefs are a joke for them and some say Commando is not comfortable ( I don’t have that problem, natch). And they feel that there could be too much advertising sometimes. What a conundrum, no,?
Those BBs you mentioned look nice and have a sizeable pouch. They look comfy. Hope he gets his son some of those.

XOXO

Mistress Maddie said...

Two of my well-endowed friends swear by boxer briefs.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine a man complaining about VBL on a woman or her nipples showing through her clothing?

Why should we care about natural assets being naturally shown through clothing, it's comfort of the owner that's important. It isn't like he's flashing his cock or her her tits nakedly in public for attention and we should make allowances for other people's comfort instead of subjective offense at nature.

I wish I had the son's, Father's, or your problem to deal with.

Anonymous said...

Wildman T https://wildmant.com/collections/types?q=underwear

Rade said...

Okay... thank you for the visuals! Reminded me that I am alive!

I wholly concur; commando in 501's are the way to go! Back in the day (and with a 34" waist), it was the most comfortable, fun and preferred means of dress!

fullmoonma said...

I'm not as big as the young man (about 5" soft) and spontaneous hardons are only a distant memory, but I discovered Hanes Total Support Pouch Men's Boxer Brief Underwear last year and it's the most comfortable underwear I've ever worn and very affordable. When I was young and single I used to wear silk boxer briefs because they felt like going commando - no support at all, and let my engorged cock slide down the leg of my pants and show. That memory reminds me that the angle of erection is a critical factor here. Mine has always pointed down. If it pointed up the "tuck it into the waste band" strategy would work best. If it's flexible you might see an obvious horizontal bulge like some of the pix.

Big Dude said...

My Dad took over wake-up calls when I started getting morning wood. Mom never got involved again. I am only slightly bigger than average, so I never face that situation. But I don't advocate telling Mom anything. Male business is male business. I could talk to Dad about literally any aspect of cocks and balls...from jacking off to sucking dick. Dad never discussed any of our discussions with Mom. She passed away and dad and I became closer an uninhibited.d

Anonymous said...

One thing to look for is pants that have a crotch gusset. It will give extra room in the critical area.
Also he might try underwear with a horizontal fly. I have found they tend to have larger pouch.

Anonymous said...

He might try pants that have crotch gusset. The gusset puts additional space in a critical area.
I have also found that underwear with a horizontal fly have a larger pouch that also tends to point sudden boners up.

UtahJock said...

Try a true athletic supporter.

jimboylan2 said...

I have a large and swell filled scrotum, and find that pouch briefs with a horizontal fly fit very well.

whkattk said...

Even when young it can be a pain.

whkattk said...

Thanks. ... You're welcome.

whkattk said...

We pay a price, don't we?

whkattk said...

I'd have to agree, they aren't marketed to just "men." There's always a gay slant to them.

whkattk said...

Off the rack are a joke. Boxer briefs work so long as the pouch is large enough.
XOXO

whkattk said...

So long as the pouch is large enough, they work. But it can't still have that squished feeling.

whkattk said...

Ah, but there are people who DO complain about that.My mom wasn't bothered, she thought others would be offended and harass me.

whkattk said...

Thanks!

whkattk said...

Even with a dad bod 36" waist, they are still the way to go.

whkattk said...

I tried those...and still feel that squished sensation. Yep, the spontaneous boners are a very distant memory.

whkattk said...

You're right. I think the dad should keep things between he and his son.

whkattk said...

I never thought of the crotch gusset for pants. The 501s seem to have been cut properly.

whkattk said...

Maybe a street jock with a very loose knit pouch would work, huh?

T said...

Go on AliExpress and search convex pouch underwear. Affordable, many styles (briefs, boxers, jock straps) and whatever color you wish. You will need to size up by 2-3 (they are in Asian sizes) but many have both Asian and Western sizes in the listings to make it easier on which size to order.

They may also get called U Convex, big bag and xxl pouch underwear. All of them will come up anyway.

We both use them and we will never go back to normal underwear again. What you get in physical stores is just for Ken dolls; there is nothing there just a blank space.

Son of EL said...

Fortunate son. I am glad he is so well endowed. I never had that problem, but I did have a sensitive cockhead that rubbed, its why I chose to 'go commando.'

UtahJock said...

Regarding not going "commando" in public, wearing boxers isn't technically "commando", but it's the same thing.

whkattk said...

Thanks for the tip. the crap you find in stores has a seam running up the middle **pretending** it's a "pouch" for the goods.

whkattk said...

Yeah, the chafing can really be annoying.

whkattk said...

True. The thing I hated about that was the leg material bunching up.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately it is the wife that brought the matter up and is the one that is uncomfortable, so it's too late to keep things only between the two men. Women always have to get involved in things that aren't their business.

Anonymous said...

Boxer shorts (not boxer briefs) provide absorption and softer material then your pants to deal with chafing. More and more I see people referring to boxers meaning boxer briefs as if they do not know boxer shorts exist. I had the VPL "problem" and considered it advertising (and intimidation in the office environment). If you got it, flaunt it! Shower and grower: 5" soft, 8" hard.

UtahJock said...

From junior high school (early 70's) through the 90's, 90% of us had VPL because 90% of us wore boxers and tight jeans. And nobody indicated that that was a problem.

whkattk said...

I don't think the wife was uncomfortable --- just concerned about public image, like my own mother was back in the day.

whkattk said...

True - there IS a difference.
LOL. Yep, plenty of hung dudes do use it to advantage in the workplace. And why not? Women do with their cleavage, guys may as well use what they've got.

Adam said...

Great helpful suggestions here. Adding this: Recently I saw ads on Instagram for briefs where you choose the pouch size. I can't find the ads now, but they're out there.

Anonymous said...

Boxer shorts 100%

Anonymous said...

Ok, proud dad here!!!!

whkattk said...

Always be proud!